Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas Day

What I did today

1. Drank my coffee!!

2. Went to the beach.




3. Watched Mud tear open presents after her mother brought her home.




4. Put SpongeBob's lego house together for Mud while she went to ride her new bike. :)




THINGS TO DO

1. Find some restaurant that is open so we can eat dinner without me having to cook anything.

2. Find that elusive redhead I keep searching for...



Make a nice day!

Christmas

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and spends lots of time with your family and loved ones. :)


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Traffic

I HATE TRAFFIC!!!! I am in a training class in Orlando this week and I am driving back and forth every day. In the mornings it isn't too bad, it only takes me about an hour and fifteen minutes to get there. On the way home though it's a different story. It took me two full hours to get home. I left there at 1530 and didn't get home until 1740. Granted the last hour was sitting almost completely still for the last 10 miles. No accidents, no break downs, just stupid NORTHERNERS who come down for Christmas break and can't seem to be able to figure out that the skinny peddle on the right makes the car move!!!!! Yes I know they were Northerners because they had plates from up that way. Lots of Canadians, several New York, a couple of New Jersey ones. There were others also, but I was busy cursing the rest of them to pay attention to them!

Too bad it gets cold in Montana, I'll bet they don't have traffic jams there...


Make a nice day!

All I Want For Christmas

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Now what?

I was bored so I made cinnamon rolls. Now what do I do?

Morning

What a lovely day this is starting out to be. I woke up around 0530 and couldn't go back to sleep. I had my first cup of coffee before 0600. Sometimes I wish I could just sleep in until 10 like I used to do. Maybe I am getting to the stage where I get up real early everyday and have done all I need to do by 10, then play shuffleboard the rest of the day. Bah humbug.


Make a nice day.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Days

Ever have one of those days where you just felt utterly, totally alone? That's how I have felt all day today. Have I interacted with people? Yes. For whatever reason I still felt all alone today. I guess it is just one of those days.

Make a nice day.

Monday, December 11, 2006

My Fortune

My fortune cookie today gave me this gem,

"Today is a great day for learning something new."

Now if you put the ending on it like most people do... :)



Make a nice day!! :)

Saturday, December 09, 2006

They launched it!!

They just launched the shuttle at night for the first time in 4 years. It was a rather amazing show to watch. I managed to get some pictures from my front porch, I just wish my camera was able to take pictures faster.


It all starts with a little glow from the ground!




















































And ends with a little bright spot in the sky...

Make a nice day!!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Tagged

I got tagged by Phain. She gave me the choice between two different ones. I decided on the 6 Weird Things about myself.


Name 6 Weird Things About Yourself

#1 I cannot stand to have a messy kitchen. I will stop in the middle of doing something else just to clean in the kitchen because "it wasn't me" made a mess and didn't clean up after themselves. I'll complain about having to clean up after "it wasn't me" instead of finding "it wasn't me" and making them clean it up.

#2 I'm not that into receiving oral sex. I like to give to females, but can skip the whole receiving part of it. I know the guys are all saying "WTF is wrong with you?!?!" Remember this is a weird things list!

#3 I have 3 times as many computers in the house as people...

#4 I buy video games that I want, but never end up playing them because I am too busy cleaning the damn kitchen!!!

#5 I have been told that I am OCD with washing dishes. I don't think I am, but that was an observation I was told about so I will include it.

#6 Neighborhood kids irritate the crap out of me. Why do they all end up at my house? It's not like I am giving out candy or cokes or something. When does hunting season open on them?


This list was hard enough to do and everyone else has already been tagged and posted it, so I won't be tagging anyone.

Make a nice day!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Weird

I have been working on the tag for 6 weird things that I got. I'm having a hard time coming up with 6 weird things. I know I'm strange, so why am I having a hard time with it?

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Witness

Yesterday around lunchtime I witnessed a homeless man attempt suicide. He jumped out in front of a car that was coming toward me in the other lane. She hit him hard enough to throw him up and over in the air. She was rather freaked out to say the least. I pulled over into the middle turn lane and dialed 911. A couple of other people had already called it in. They must have faster fingers than me. I started to go check him to see if I needed to start CPR or just tell him to be still, but a guy in scrubs beat me there. This happened in the hospital area, so there were numerous people in scrubs. I just started directing traffic around the area so everyone wouldn't be all backed up and late. When the police got there several other people who had stopped stated that the guy had tried jumping in front of them as well. That is why the police deemed it a suicide attempt. When I finally got back on my way about 30 minutes later, my hands were shaking and all I could think about was him up in the air right before he hit the ground. I could have gone my whole life without seeing that. I certainly don't ever want to see it again.


Make a nice day.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Lookie what I got!

Check out what I got yesterday afternoon! It only took me 18 years to get them!




Make a nice day!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Update

I made two more pies today. 1 pumpkin and 1 pecan. Just figured I would let you know that I wasn't in a hurry to lose the 18 pounds now...


Make a nice day!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Pictures

OK nothing special, you all have seen them on the road. This one just happens to be mine! :) You only get to see one side though cause I'm lazy and in a hurry to post this.






Make a nice day!

Friday, November 24, 2006

Retail Therapy

Well since today is known as Black Friday I decided to contribute to it. I spent $20k dollars today. Yep you read that right. 20 Large. What all did I get you might ask? I just bought one thing. I bought myself a 2006 GMC Envoy, black. I was tired of being stuck behind trucks and Suv's and not being able to see anything in front of me except the ass end of whatever vehicle happened to be in front of me. I also noticed that there was some rust starting to form around the back window of my little Nissan so it was time to trade it in. Sounds like a good enough excuse to me. Hey it's my debt, leave me alone!! :) I figure that since the ex-wifes car will be paid off in a few days I can afford something nice for myself. I just have to get the damn windows tinted! That annoys the crap out of me.

It rides much smoother than the little car, and it gets up to speed a hell of a lot quicker as well. Mud likes it also, but hey, she's only 10 and anything new is liked.

I'll have to take a picture tomorrow since it is already dark now.

Make a nice day.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Another pie

I baked another pecan pie last night. This time for the church social tonight. It looks very pretty. I reckon they will be eating it tonight. I had contemplated going car shopping today, but my bank can't get me a check in hand until Friday, so I may go car shopping then. I want a new GTO but I don't want to spend that much money cause I don't want that payment. I want, I want, I want. "Want in one hand, poop in the other. See which gets filled the fastest!" Thats what I was told when I was a kid. Maybe I need to rethink my life strategy.

Anyone got a quick and easy recipe for cooking turkey breast instead of a whole turkey? Cause Butterball damn sure don't have one on their website!

Make a nice day!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Baking

Ok, I had another baking episode today. Well not really an episode, but I made two Pumpkin Rolls. They turned out ok, at least they look nice, I'll have to wait to taste them since they are chilling in the fridge now getting set.

I made two cause on Monday we are having the Thanksgiving luncheon and I wanted to have one at the house as well. That and I didn't feel like wasting half a can of pumpkin. :)

Mud's room got a very thorough cleaning this morning. I took three bags of trash out of there. She wasn't real happy, but I gave her two weeks to do it herself.

Question, How do you lose 15 pounds at this time of year?

Make a nice day!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Friends

When you got friends like this, who needs the little weird guy who follows you around to call you names...

An excerpt from a conversation I had with a friend last night:


me says:
I tore my pie crust laying it in the pan

her says:
smush it back together?

me says:
so I had to doctor it a little in the pan

her says:
how did you get it in the pan to begin with??? your technique?

me says:
I hope the crust is still flaky

me says:
roll it around the rolling pin and then lay it in the pan

her says:
i'm sorry...but that phrase coming from a man is just not right

her says:
i keep giggling when i re-read it

me says:
I'll bet that if Emeril had said it you wouldn't think it was strange

her says:
he's a world renowned chef

me says:
so?

me says:
What am I? chopped nuts?

her says:
sorry but you're no Emeril - you do very well - but you're no Emeril



I guess I won't be sharing my pecan pie with her! :P

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Time

Ever wonder what happened to time? Seems like whenever I turn around time has skipped a few hours and I lost them. Not enough time in the day to do everything. Not enough time to just sit back and relax. Not enough time to spend with your children. Not enough time for yourself.

Has life gotten so fast paced that we can no longer have enough time for anything? I wish I could go back to a time when everything was slower and you had enough time for everything. It would be nice to go back home and buy a place out in the country, then relax and spend time with the ones who matter the most.

I can't live without high speed internet anymore though...


Take the time to make a nice day today!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Website

Got a link to a website in email earlier tonight. I gotta share it with everyone. It deals with other peoples pain, but it does make you feel better about not driving an exotic sports car, unless you do in fact drive an exotic sports car. In which case if you are female, I'm looking for a sugar momma... :)

Exotics

Go have a look and make sure you read the description below the pictures. Some are pretty humorous.

Make a nice day!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Friday night

It's friday night and I am sitting at home with Mud. She's watching tv and I'm surfing the internet. Last night she asked her mom if she could spend the night with her. Surprise! She isn't. Her mom told her that she would think about it. I hope that when she pulls her head out of her ass, Mud still wants to see her.

I started on margaritas just after 1800 tonight, so I'm feeling pretty good right now. I need to put tequila on my shopping list.

Make a nice day.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Sumthin'

I came across this quote somewhere a long time ago, and since I formatted and reloaded everything Friday night I have been going through deleting junk. I came across this and remembered why I saved it. I wish I knew where I found this and who said it though.

"I will tell my slug roommates to be careful with the hearts of people they date -
because even if that person isn't going to be your spouse, they will be someone's...
and you don't want anyone's heart to carry scars from you into their marriage.
And you hope that someone else, who is dating your future spouse right now, is taking the same care with their heart. Don't be the one to leave holes in the fence."


Make a nice day.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Halloween

I hope everyone had a great time this Halloween. I took Mud to the church sponsored festival on base. I started helping with the food and drinks and Mud played for awhile and then started helping with some of the smaller children at the games. She was such a good girl tonight and she only got a small handful of candy. I will have to get her some candy to make up for not going trick or treating. Course when I got home a made myself a margarita, and it wasn't a virgin by a loooonnnngggg ways!!


Tell your significant other that you love them and make then feel special sometime today. Make a nice day.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Recap

Today was much better than yesterday. With the time change I woke up at 0620. We had a combined service at church this morning at 0900 cause we had a big picnic afterward. Thats why I baked the cheesecake yesterday. My cheesecake was completely gone by the time I made it through the line. Not even a trace of the pan. Maybe one of those old ladies hijacked it and took it home. Oh well.

While we were at the picnic I noticed that Mud's shoes were looking mighty bad, so I decided that we would go shopping for shoes after the cable guy left and the grocery shopping had been done.

The cable guy finally showed up around 1415 and as I suspected had to replace the whole box. By 1445 we were on our way to get the groceries. When we finished that and had them put away me and Mud went shoe shopping.

She picked out some of the ugliest sneakers I have ever seen, and since it was buy one get one half off, she got them in two different colors. Yuck. Black with blue stripes, and white with brown stripes. Again, YUCK!! They made her happy though.

Since we were next door to Wally world I decided to see if they had any black nail polish to go with Mud's costume. They didn't, but they did have glow in the dark nail polish and lip gloss. Got a new lava lamp night light for Mud also.

She had a very nice day of retail therapy. She even told me thank you. Why does she have to grow up?

Make a nice day.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Costume

I got woken up this morning by the sound of ups beeping. Not the package delivery service, but the batteries that keep my computers from dropping dead when the power goes out. It was 0742 when I crawled my naked ass out of bed to pull on some pants and run downstairs to see if I could shut down all the computers before the ups gave out. I was just about to kill the first one when the power came back on. Great. I was up and coffee was ready so I decided I'd start my day.

Started checking my email and then moved on to surfing some porn. Got a little sidetracked looking at servers on ebay. Yeah I'm a geek, so what? Anyway, around 0830 or so the power goes out again. Great. I actually got all of the computers shut down before they killed the ups. Then I waited, and waited, and waited. Then Mud got up and wanted breakfast. She got cold cereal. She wanted oatmeal. It didn't happen. I ended up taking a shower and then we went out costume shopping for her. She ended up picking out a "Spider Countess" outfit, and a blond wig to go with it. I had to take her to buy some shoes to go with it also.






We got home finally and we had power so Mud tried to watch tv, but evidently the power outage broke the digital cable receiver, so it keeps trying and trying to start up but it has problems. All the stuff that I had recorded on the DVR is going to be gone also. Great.

Since she can't watch tv, Mud decided to play on her computer. Oops, it won't power on either. Just F*CK!NG lovely!! I ended up replacing her power supply with a spare I had in the garage.

And all of this after I formatted and reloaded my computer last night. What a crappy day! So I made a chocolate chip cheesecake tonight for a church picnic tomorrow.

Make a nice day.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Plans

**EDIT** For the ease of less confusion and typing I will from now on refer to my daughter as Mud. :)

When do most people start planning what they are going to do for the holidays? I am trying to figure out what I should do with Mud for Thanksgiving so I have been asking the ex-wife if she had any plans. She told me to go ahead and make any plans I want since she doesn't know what she is going to do from one day to the next. I'm afraid that I will make plans and then a day or two before she will come along and tell me she made other plans for Mud and ruin my plans. Granted I could tell her to go take a long walk off a short pier, but she hardly spends any time at all with Mud now. I know Mud is missing her, I have even told her that Mud is missing her. The ex stated that she would maybe pick her up for dinner, but she has not done anything about it. So I don't feel like I can be selfish and tell her that she can't spend time with Mud who does need some attention from her.

I am afraid that I am going to have to take Mud to get her first training bra. It is getting close to time and I have mentioned it to my ex, but she doesn't seem to be able to make time to do it. Guess that might have something to do with my not being able to find time to date. Or maybe my lack of social skills...


Make a nice day.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Run

You all know how much I detest running. It sucks. Plain and simple. I figure that since I am in the USAF the farthest I should have to run is the closest vehicle!

So what am I whining about this time? Well I voluntarily got up at 0530 (more like 0600) this morning to run in a memorial 5k with a friend. I'm not positive about the exact time, but it was 39:20 something when we finished. I tried to get her to pick up her pace since it felt like we were walking the whole way, but at least the whole distance was run and not walked. I wonder if there is a way to find out my exact time. Not that it is important, but curiosity reigns sometimes.

Make a nice day!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Questions

Will I ever find a woman who loves me as much as I love her? Do we have more than one soul mate in this world? Do we have a soul mate at all? Or is that just some pipedream someone came up with to make us all look hard for that perfect someone? If you find your soul mate, would you have to work at keeping them? If you have to work at it does that mean they aren't truly your soul mate? I need Cupid to come answer some damn questions!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

News

Got a call from the ex-wife a little while ago. She has been debating ending her relationship with the piece of shit she cheated on me with. Evidently he has been cheating on her. Big surprise. When she called today, she told me that she would be moving in with him. I don't know what happened to her, but she used to be the smartest person I knew. Now she has no common sense whatsoever. I wonder if she just doesn't want to get a job, so she is mooching off whoever she can. She then told me that when his daughter moves out they will have a room for my daughter. I DON'T THINK SO!!!! She is not going to take my daughter into the house of that piece of shit! His daughter won't be moving out until she goes to college so that should be next July or August. Things can change quite a bit from now till then. I think I need to start the process for getting full custody. Maybe there will be an unfortunate accident. I can always hope. I guess I will have to beg the Lord for forgiveness again.


Make a nice day.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Pimpin'




Coffee and watching the sunrise on the beach. Then breakfast afterwards. Possibly more depending on whether you keep your hands to yourself or not.

Any takers ladies?

Friday, October 06, 2006

Learning

I learned something this evening. I learned that my daughter is still a child. I know she is only 10 years old, but she seems like she knows more than I did when I was her age. How did I manage to learn this tidbit of information? I told her that if she cleaned up I would take her out to dinner and then we would go to the bookstore afterwards. Well she was all over it. I asked where she wanted to eat at and she said somewhere close to the bookstore. So I thought a minute or two, running through my mind all the restaurants close to the bookstore. I remembered that there is an Outback sort of close to it so I asked if she wanted to eat there. She said no, that there is a Wendy's closer to the bookstore. Can you guess what I had for dinner? Yep that's right, a #6 combo meal...

Make a nice day!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Dating

Dating sucks. It really sucks when you are basically a single father with no one you trust to watch your child. I feel like I will turn into one of those old men who wear their pants up around their chest with knee high black socks and flip flops, who feeds the squirrels just so he'll have someone to talk to.

I know it won't be as bad as that, but since I am a shy person in real life I have no social skills to speak of really. Now I have to ask myself, am I hiding behind that? Probably so. I wake up in the middle of the night hoping that it has just been a bad dream and I can snuggle up and go back to sleep, but it isn't. Time to quit my pity party and go surf some porn.

Make a nice day.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Stolen Quiz

I stole this quiz from someone else's blog. I'm not a woman though so I had to do the manly thing and take out all that excess code that referred to women...

Ladies, tomatoes thrown at the computer monitor only mess up your desk!





You are every goth-kids dream!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Fun

Well the AF finally went and done it. We now have a uniform for PT. Starting 1 Oct 2006 we have to wear it for any organized PT session. Lovely. The shorts are a little too short, the shirts are a little too big or too small. BUT, they have these great reflective emblems on them so cars will have a target when we are running on the side of the road in the dark!

Time to get ready for work. Make a nice day!!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

School Music Program

My daughter got to bring home her instrument for the first time yesterday. Oh joy! She is learning the violin this year. Great... She had to show me all the different songs she could play already. Of course none of them required any fingerings, just drawing the bow back and forth on the strings, since that is as far as they have gotten. Guess what I woke up to this morning? You guessed it folks, violin practice!

Seeing as how her mother signed her up to learn this I think she should have her every night she brings her violin home! I tried to get her to take her this weekend, but no dice. Oh well she is ruining her relationship with her daughter and doesn't seem to care enough to try to change it.

I am sitting here this morning putting off getting dressed and mowing the lawn. I haven't finished a full pot of coffee yet anyway. I was surfing around the personals on Yahoo and noticed something that doesn't make me happy, all of these women put in a height restriction of at least 5'7" most put 5'8". Reminds me of going to an amusement park and finding out that I'm not tall enough to ride the adult rides! Come on ladies give a short guy a chance at least!! I'm good with my tongue. I can give references! Of course if my ex-wife is in a bad mood you'll have to take her input with a grain of salt...

All right folks, go make a nice day!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Happy Birthday FAME!!!


Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear FAME
Happy Birthday To You!


Fame, I tried to find a picture of a cake with the proper number of candles but was not lucky enough.

May your birthday wish be granted and may you wish for what you truly desire most. I hope you have a very Happy Birthday!!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Traffic

I have been in a training class in Orlando all week. Traffic SUCKS!!! What should be an hour drive has turned into almost 2 hours because of traffic. Some people are idiots when it comes to driving. I'm glad that today is my last day for having to drive in this traffic.

Make a nice day.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Blogger Beta

Blogger Beta is sucking ass! I cannot comment on anyone's blog who doesn't allow anonymous commenting. Kind of defeats teh purpose of blogging and reading other folks blogs right? I wish they would hurry up and fix this!!

DON'T CONVERT TO BLOGGER BETA!!!!


Kiss your pookie and tell them you love them, Make a nice day!

Monday, September 11, 2006

9/11




Where were you? I was stationed at Barksdale AFB, La. The "undisclosed Air Force base in Louisiana" that the media told everyone about. It wouldn't have been bad, but there is only one AF base in Louisiana now. I worked in the building that President Bush came to. The first briefing he gave after the towers fell was given in the conference room I spent so much time in. That was a very bad day. We had our eyes opened to how the world truly is. I wish we could go back to not knowing.

Make a nice day.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Face Recognition

I got conned into doing a face recognition thing by Phain. You upload your picture to this site and it runs a face recognition program and then tells you who you look like with a percentage. She had some decent comparisons for hers. I did not!! I must be some kind of fugly to be compared to Pervez Musharraf and David Hasselhoff. UGH!! Somebody shoot me! And go give Phain some crap about distorting my fragile ego!!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Arrgghhh!!!!!!

Somebody tell me why I have a daughter!! Sometimes she drives me nuts! We live three blocks from the Atlantic ocean. I don't take her there very often because "it's boring, I don't like it!, No I don't want to!!" It has become a serious pain in the butt to try to take her.

I decided that since it was such a beautiful day, and all she was doing was sitting at the computer, I decided that we would go to the beach. I should have known better. As soon as I said we were going she threw a fit. She got her butt spanked. She eventually got her suit on and I tried to sunscreen her. She fought me the whole time turning away from me, pulling her arm away, stepping away. All she did was make me madder. The whole time I was trying to do it she kept complaining and whining.

Finally I got her done and we went to the beach. She had her towel and a book, I was carrying a towel, a book, two water bottles, keys, and cell phone. She couldn't put her towel down because her hands were full. I wanted to smack her right then. I said fine and put my stuff down and laid out my towel and let her do her own. She threw it on the ground and whined about it. I finally straightened her towel out and she sat down and started crying.

I was getting even more pissed because of the way she was acting just because she didn't get her way. I started ignoring her and she eventually went and played in the ocean, complaining that it was too cold, there were fish in it, etc.

She came back and sat down on her towel behind me and began playing in the sand. When my phone started ringing I turned around to see that she had thrown sand all over my phone and towel intentionally. I didn't beat her.

After the phone conversation I went and washed the sand off me and told her we were leaving. I sent her in the shower as soon as we got home. When she finished she came downstairs and started playing on her computer without bothering to clean the bathroom up after herself.

I lost it.

She cleaned her bathroom and she is now in the process of cleaning her entire room spic and span. I don't care if her room is a mess or clean since she is the one who plays there, but now it is time to pay the piper for being a whiny brat. I have yet to beat her, but it sounds awfully tempting!

I hope everyone is making a nice day!

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Random HNT

I wasn't busy doing anything except drinking margaritas and I figured what the hell I'll post an HNT. Slightly edited of course. Can't have everyone seeing my triple chin...

This is one of the other pictures my daughter took while we were in Tennessee. The other one she took of me was more of an up the nose shot. Ummm, I'll pass on posting that one I think.

So have a quick look and then go find some truly half-nekkid folks. If you find any fully nekkid females come give me a pointer in the right direction! Happy HNT!!


Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Ernesto

Looks like hurricane season is back in full swing. yay. I haven't even had a chance to replenish my Pat O'Brien's Hurricane mix and a couple gallons of dark rum!! POODLE!!! I guess this will show me what I get for not preparing properly. Maybe I can get some hot women to come visit and pick some up on their way here...

We haven't been told to leave this island yet, but we don't have to go to work tomorrow, and Thursday is a "wait and see" type thing. It's good that we don't work tomorrow since school has been cancelled and I wouldn't have anyone to watch my daughter.

The reason I don't have anyone to watch my daughter is because my ex-wife is getting on a plane for Hawaii at 0700 tomorrow. Hmmm, I wish I could afford to go to Hawaii for a week. I wonder how she can afford to go even though she has no job and can barely keep gas in her car.

Enough whining from me for today. Get out the mixes and alcohol and lets have a hurricane party!! :)


Hurricane Party by Thomas Kelly


Make a nice day!!!

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Beta Blogger

Well I switched to the new blogger. Anyone notice a difference? Other than signing in and a few other small things I don't see much difference myself. Of course I haven't played with it a lot since I just converted a few minutes ago. If anyone else has switched and they have any hints for me, throw me a life preserver!!

Make a nice day!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Pictures

I got some pictures to post. Finally. Most of these were taken by my daughter. If they are bad, she took them. If they are good, she took them... :)


The Lake
The Lake


The Lake


The Lake


The Lake


The Lake


Looking out the back door


More looking out the back door


A storage shed... Wheee!!! :)


Looking out the back door

There are more pictures but they have pictures of people in them and I don't want to post those. I keep hoping to see Recon hiding in the bushes in the pictures, but I haven't spotted her yet!!

Make a nice day!

Are you a Sinner?

I found this over at Crimson Visions and decided to do one for myself. How does yours turn out? :)

Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

Monday, August 21, 2006

A trip

The trip went well enough. It took 11 hours of driving to get there. I am glad that I took my daughter to see grandpa. He won't be around much longer and this gave her a chance to say goodbye to him. On the way home last night I let her call her momma and tell her everything. I was only half listening to her talk when she told her momma that Grandpa was going to be "taking a dirt nap" real soon! OMG I about laughed my ass off, since that is something that only he would tell her. She seems to have the understanding that he will be dying soon since the doctors have only given him a couple of weeks to live, and that was a couple of weeks ago.

I gave her the camera while we were there and I told her to take pictures, so she had a blast with that. I will have to download them and see what I can post. The scenery there is very beautiful, and where we were is way back in the mountains so far that my mom told me to call her when I got to the Flying J and she would come get me. When we finally got to the house, I told my step sister that if I heard any dueling banjoes, me and my daughter were out of there!! Sorry Summer!

That was a few things from my weekend. I will try to post the pictures later today. Make a nice day!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Driving Weekend

I am going for a long drive this weekend. There is a family reunion in Tennessee this weekend so I am going to bite the bullet and drive for 10 hours to socialize with people I don't really know anymore.

I have to take my daughter out of school around lunchtime so that will put us in Knoxville around 10 PM. I will be trapped in a car with a bored 10 year old for 10 hours. I'll do it all over again on Sunday on the drive back!! I must have masochistic tendencies.

If Recon lived closer to Knoxville it would be well worth it. I don't think she is up to that long of a drive to see someone she doesn't know...

Tish lives in Knoxville though! I wonder how jealous Brico would be. It is the weekend though so they might be tied up...

I hope everyone decides to make a nice weekend!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Fortune Cookie

Sometimes I wonder about fortune cookies. Do they really have a true fortune? I'm wondering this because I went to chinese for lunch today. My fortune cookie said "Friends long absent are coming back to you."

Tonight when I signed on to MSN I got a IM from a friend that I haven't talked to in awhile because she has been busy with RL stuff. Right about the time she had to sign off, I saw a friend sign on who I haven't talked to in a little over a year and a half.

This is the friend that I stopped talking to when my ex-wife complained about me talking to another woman. She was not especially happy to see me IM her when I did, but I talked to her some, she had just gotten back from Iraq and was waiting to be picked up at the airport. I am glad I got the chance to talk to her again. I hope to be able to talk to her some more.

Time to go. Tell your special someone you love them. Make a nice day!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

4 Things

I got tagged for a meme by the lovely Phain. Maybe someday I'll get to tag her. ;)

Four things about me you may not have known:

A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
paperboy (that sucked ass!), plumbers helper (made my decision to join the AF much easier!), electronics technician, computer geek

B) Four movies I could watch over and over:
The Princess Bride, The Quiet Man, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (yeah I know, its weird!), Forrest Gump

C) Four places I have lived:
Oklahoma, Germany, Florida, Louisiana (also Kansas, Texas, Mississippi, Georgia)

D) Four TV shows I love to watch:
Good Eats, CSI, Eureka, Trucks!

E) Four places I've been on vacation:
DisneyWorld, San Antonio, Luxembourg, Amsterdam

F) Four of my favorite websites:
Google, Storiesonline, Yahoo, iwon

G) Four of my favorite foods:
Peanut Butter, Chicken, Steak, Cinnamon Life

H) Four friends I will tag:
No one this time

I) Right now I would rather be:
With someone who wants to be with me.

Song, no HNT

A song I have recently found that I like is Gary Allen's Life Ain't Always Beautiful. Sorry folks but I don't think I will be posting HNT's anymore. At least not on a regular basis, since I have not been posting anything on a regular basis lately. I guess I have hit the point in blogging where I don't feel like writing anything regularly. Like most everyone else, I started my blog as a sort of therapy. It helped in the fact that I met many people who took the time to talk to me and give me advice and just be there when it all got to be too much.

I have to thank Blondie for my life. Back in January, I found myself sitting in the back yard up against a tree. I held my .357 in my hand, loaded with a single semi-jacketed hollowpoint. I figured the tree would stop the bullet from going any further and hurting someone else. Outside was good because clean up wouldn't be very hard. As I sat there preparing myself, something Blondie said to me came to mind, "What about your daughter?" That was when I got up and put it away. I haven't taken it out of the case since I put it in there. Thank You Blondie.

I have actually had that paragraph written for a while now. Seems like when ever I decide to post it, I get cold feet and hit the save as draft button again.


Life ain't always beautiful
Sometimes it's just plain hard
Life can knock you down, it can break your heart

Life ain't always beautiful
You think you're on your way
And it's just a dead end road at the end of the day

But the struggle makes you stronger
And the changes make you wise
And happiness has it's own way of takin' it sweet time

[chorus]
No,life aint always beautiful
Tears will fall sometimes
Life aint always beautiful
But it's a beautiful ride

Life aint always beautiful
Some days I miss your smile
I get tired of walkin' all these lonely miles

And I wish for just one minute
I could see your pretty face
Guess I can dream, but life dont work that way

But the struggles makes me stronger
And the changes make me wise
And happiness has it's own way of takin' its sweet time

No, life aint always beautiful
But I know I'll be fine
Hey, life aint always beautiful
But its a beautiful ride
What a beautiful ride


Make a nice day.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

No HNT

Sorry folks, no HNT. I'm on vacation at the ex-mother-in-law's house and don't want to be posting too much from here. I should be back next Monday.

Make a nice day!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

PT

PT!! Yay!!

Yesterday afternoon I found out I had to take my annual PT test this morning. Great. I like having a long time like that to prepare for it. I figured I might as well go ahead and take it since I will be out of town next week, and I didn't want to have that hanging over my head the whole time I was gone. At least having taken it I can eat and drink and be merry and not worry about getting too fat or out of shape.

So this morning I get to the gym and when it is my turn to do pushups I cranked out 60 in one minute. My arms felt like jello afterwards but I did my personal best! Situps I didn't do quite as well, I only got 47 in one minute. I maxed out both of them as it was, but personal pride is something that isn't taken into consideration. For my run time I ran 1 1/2 miles in 12.53. Decent, but in order to max out my run time I would have to shave about 4 minutes off my time. Sorry it ain't going to happen!

I keep telling people who inform me that I can do better on my run, that I only have to run far enough to get in a vehicle and drive. I am not in the Army or Marines, I am in the Air Force. We don't do ground combat if we have a choice! Besides, my ass is lazy. If I have to hotwire a car to get the hell out of dodge, guess what? You got it! Somebody is going to have keys to a vehicle that isn't anywhere close to them!

Make a nice day.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

HNT

Haven't been feeling well the past couple of days. I have actually been sick enough to stay home from work, which in the military is rather rare. I have to admit that losing 6 pounds in 2 days was a side benefit. Laying in bed has been driving me nuts though. I loaded up 5 DVD's in my player and watched all of them. Then channel surfed for a long time. If I ever have to get sick and stay in bed again I am damn sure going to have a laptop and a wireless connection!

I had an idea of taking a picture of my pinky where it lost some skin on Saturday, but I just don't feel like taking pictures right now. So instead of a bloody stump you get to stare at a picture that is a few weeks old. All serious propositions need to be spelled out and quite explicit. :)





Want to join in the HNT fun, click on the lingerie lady on the sidebar and read the rules. Then go see Osbasso and tell everyone you are "up"!

Make a nice day!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Tired

I went to a housewarming party today. One of the guys who works for me recently moved into a new house that he had built. They did a very nice job on the house.

I made and brought two cheesecakes over. Everyone else brought the chips and drinks, and someone brought a watermelon. The host grilled hamburgers and hotdogs.

After we had all eaten he took us out on his boat since the house is on a small lake. We went tubing.
I hadn't planned on tubing, just going for a boat ride. I finally decided what the hell, its not like I have had much chance to do it recently. I had a great time doing that. When the adults finished he took the kids out and drug them around a whole lot slower.

While the kids were out being drug around the lake the rest of us adults broke out the cheesecakes. The women were astonished that a I could make a cheesecake that tasted that good. Felt good to hear that I can make a good cheesecake. Several of the wives told me they would be coming over to visit. Umm, how about I just give you the recipe?

After the kids were done, the topic of wakeboarding came up, since that is the reason he has a boat. He is a big wakeboarder fan. So three of us were brave enough to give it a shot. The first girl got up on her first try, but wiped out in short order. She had a couple more goes then finally called quits cause she was tired.

Then it was my turn. I managed to get up my first try and stayed up for a short ways then dropped the rope and sank down into the water and waited for them to come back. He wanted me to practice getting up again. Didn't do so good the next three tries. Actually ripped some skin off my pinkie. Didn't even notice it though. I was ready to quit and he said one more try and I managed to get up again. This time I swung out wide from the boat and managed to swing back and cross the wake. I almost wiped out a few times when I let board get a little flat and it wanted to skip across the water, but I managed to get it back under control in time. I finally got a little cocky and wiped out. When I got in the boat I realized that I had water in my sinuses and my ears!

I don't think my sinuses have been this clean in a long time! I am still trying to get the water out of my ears. I get the feeling I will have a wet pillow tonight.

So that is what I did today. I had a great time. I may have to see about going wakeboarding again in the future.

Make a nice day!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

HNT

I have to thank the anonymous photographer for taking this photo and also editing it to make it appear that I look good. :)

Now where was I... oh yes. There I was, tied up to her bed, motor oil smeared all over my body...WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Not this time either!

I was sleeping in this strange womans bed. Umm, Nope that is my bed. How the hell did she take that picture? Has she been stalking me? What other pictures did she take? Can she blackmail me with any of them? Oh POODLE!!

Just what was in that drink she gave me??!!??




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Tell your pookie you Love them and Make a nice day!!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Cold Shower

Cold Showers suck! Especially when you are outside fully clothed. Yep you guessed it on the first try, I wasn't smart enough to come in out of the rain. One of these days I'll figure out what dark gray clouds mean.

I was getting a little cabin fever since I had been inside since I got home from work and decided a little bike ride would be nice. So I went out and looked to see what kind of clouds there were and saw the aforementioned dark gray clouds. They looked far enough away that I could ride up to the beach for a few minutes and see what it looked like.

So I got out my bike and took off the 3 blocks to the beach and was looking at everything. There were only a few surfers here at my beach, but the one a quarter of a mile up the road seemed to have a lot of them, so I decided to take another short ride and see what was happening up there. I got there and had enough time to go up the boardwalk to feel a few drops of rain hit me. Hmmm, maybe I better head home.

I got on my trusty steed "Mongoose", and commenced to pedaling. I knew right away that I was in for a cold drenching shower since I could see the big heavy drops beginning to pound into the cement in front of me. GREAT!! I guess the Lord decided I needed a shower.

So there I was, tied up to the bed, motor oil smeared all over my body. She came in the room with a saddle and a set of jumper cables... oh wait wrong story!!

Sorry got side tracked there. Where was I... oh yeah pedaling into the rain. Within 100 feet of heading home I was drenched, the rain was coming down so hard I had one eye closed and my hand in front of my other eye so I could at least keep the bike on the sidewalk. Just as I was getting to my house it started to let up enough so that I could open both eyes and see where I was going. My neighbor was laughing at me since her and the kids had their garage open and were watching the rain fall.

I had to wring my clothes out before I came in the house since I didn't want to drip water all over everything. I got a lot of water out of them too. Course I only did a quick wring on my shorts since I didn't want to stand out front in my underwear too long. Some women might get the wrong idea that I'm cheap or something! (I admit I'm easy, just not cheap!)

That was my evening. How was yours? :)

I hope you made a nice day!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

4th of July HNT

I had thought about posting a picture of me half nekkid with the space shuttle launching over my shoulder, but alas I thought about that idea a little too late. Maybe next time they send one up. So Os requested a theme for this week. Ok, makes the ideas a little easier to think up...

I admit I got a request from someone for a specific area to be shown and I decided to add something in to fit the theme. I never realized how much easier it is to take a picture of yourself when someone else does it for you! The request was for my shoulder/collar bone area. Something to cry on or rest a weary head on. Either way is fine with me.





What is HNT? Why am I showing nekkid parts of myself? Is this the blog of an exhibitionist? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules.

Make a nice day!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy 4th of July

I have had a quiet day today. My daughter went up to Auburn with her cousin today. She is going to spend the rest of the week with her. She was so excited about going she didn't even call to tell me, her sister had to call me and let me know. Oh well, since Dad is out of sight he is out of mind, I guess.

Not much going on other than that. I lead a very boring life it seems. Although they did launch the space shuttle today. It is the first time NASA has launched a manned space vehicle on Independence Day.

I hope everyone had a happy and safe 4th of July. You can now put the bottle rockets down and go back to drinking and flinging rocks at each other! :)

Make a nice day!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Quiet

Sometimes the quiet gets to me. What does that mean? It means that my daughter is at her grandmothers for the summer and the quiet of the house is driving me nuts. She has a tendency to make noise and irritate me sometimes, but now that she isn't here I miss her a great deal.

It is nice to be able to go wherever I want whenever I want. I want to go see the movie Cars, but I feel like a weirdo going to see a kids movie by myself. Sometimes kids are good for something! ;)

Yes I miss my daughter a lot right now. I find that I want to have her around to annoy me. I could drive up to see her this weekend, but that is a long drive for a short visit. I will be picking her up at the beginning of next month. I have to take her shopping for school clothes also. I know she has outgrown what she has now. Or they are not serviceable for school. Good play clothes, but not good enough for school.

I guess I need to post this before I start getting all mushy.

Make a nice day! :)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

HNT?

Sorry folks I don't have an HNT this week. Call me a slacker if you want, but I am just too tired to bother taking a picture now. I will work on something for next week. I hope you have a Happy HNT. If there are any HNT's I shouldn't miss leave me a comment for them... :)

Monday, June 26, 2006

TANSTAAFL

Who can tell me what the title means?

Yesterday after it cooled down some I decided I had better mow the grass since it was looking like I could park a Chevy van in it and lose it. As I was finishing up the backyard I kept smelling the neighbors grill two houses down. He was grilling some steaks and they smelled DAMN good!! So I made up my mind that I would go have one myself.

When I finished the yard I got cleaned up and smelling decent again and went down to Texas Roadhouse where the nephew works. Since I was by myself I just went and grabbed a bar table and waited. "Dan" came up and took my order and I sat there and watched the cute little redhead waitress with the really tight jeans on. She was either commando or wearing a very tiny thong cause those jeans were so tight everything was shown!!

About that time the nephew comes around and sees me sitting there and he goes and grabs a drink and comes back out and sits with me for a few minutes. The manager brought my salad out and he introduced me to her. Cute but married. He then proceeded to tell me about "Dan" and how he was the MVP of the Wednesday lunchtime sand volleyball team.

Anyhow he went back to work and I got my dinner and talk to "Dan" for a minute before he continued on. When I was done and time to go "Dan" came up and said I was good to go the bill had been taken care of. I thought COOL! Free steak dinner. Then I sat there and felt like an ass becasue I had NO cash on me whatsoever! Since they weren't going to give me a bill to pay with my credit card, I couldn't leave a tip. Lovely. I ended up walking out of there not leaving a tip, and feeling like an asshole for not leaving one.

When I see the nephew I'm going to tell him to stop doing that crap. I don't mind paying the bill for something I ate. I also need to find out some info about that waitress...

Make a nice day! :)

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HNT

Another slacker week of no posts from me. I'm still alive and I still read blogs, but just haven't really had the desire to blog. I suppose everyone goes through it at some point and time. Some people quit completely, others just take a break for awhile then come back to it. I don't feel like quitting, I'm just a little too busy doing nothing to think of how I want to word stuff!

I was asked to do a shower scene for HNT this week. At first I said no. I didn't think I was ready to do a shower scene. Then I rethought things and looked through what I had already on my computer. I came across a shower scene that I thought I could live with. Don't mind the blurry parts, I was a little busy at the time it was taken...





What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

HNT

I figured I would show you part of my body that holds the most pleasure for me. NO not that!! Can't do the full monty here Madame X, Blondie, Kitty, and Lil Bit!! No today I decided to post a picture of my ear. Why do I say it holds the most pleasure for me? Because of all the sounds that I hear. I can hear the waves crashing on the beach. I can hear the birds singing in the trees. I can hear my Oldsmobile idling and sounding tough. These all bring a smile to my face. I smile because they all give me pleasure hearing them. There are so many other sounds that we hear every day that we take for granted.

Now there are other ways my ears bring me pleasure, and I am sure they bring each of you some pleasure as well. What are your favorites?





What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Bike

I was riding my bicycle last week and suddenly felt something wrong with it. I looked down and saw that the chain had come off. No big deal, just put it back on and later on tighten the chain some. Nope. Something was wrong with the gear set. They were loose. @#$**&#@$###@!!!! Ok I can still fix that later. I had to walk it home though which irritated me.

After work I took the wheel off to see about tightening the gear set. Problem. It is a freewheel set. Which means the gear set doesn't come loose. I then thought for a minute and said to myself "Self, how can it be loose?" Then I had the idea to count the gears! Whoo hoo!! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, ummm wait a minute. Lemme count those again. Still came up one gear short. ##$(*#(@*!!!!! One of the gears broke off and departed my bicycle.

OK. So this means I am going to have to spend a little money. I took the wheel down to the local bike shop and they looked at it and said, "We can't get an 8 speed freewheel. They don't make them no more!" WTF?! This bike is less then 3 years old! Son of a butch!!!

They told me to leave it with them and they would see what they could do about getting a 7 speed freewheel assembly mounted on it. More cussing after I left. I didn't want a 7 speed, so I started looking at mountain bike wheels with shimano cassette type gears. I found some really cool ones that I liked and bought them! So now I have a box with new wheels in it sitting in the garage for me to trnasfer the old tires on and them put them on the bike and go have some more fun!

Make a nice day!!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

HNT

I thought long and hard trying to figure out what I should post for HNT. I was given the idea of showing a scar or two and writing about it. So I decided to do that.

When I was 9 years old I used to love to harass my older sister. I used to shoot her with rubber bands and she would shoot back as well. One day during the summer, she was doing something near the kitchen counter and I went to shoot her with a rubber band from across the room. The told me that if I shot her she was going to stab me and picked up a 10 inch butcher knife. Well I shot her. She then came at me with the knife and she did indeed stab me. I was lucky, she only got me in the hand. It got stuck in the bone of my thumb. It hurt so bad, and there was so much blood I knew I was going to die. In case you haven't figured out by now I didn't actually die. In fact the only remaining evidence of the incident is the little scar I now have.




What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Saturday

This is my first post on Saturday in what seems like forever! I know I have been slacking on my posts lately, but hey this is my blog and I'll post when I want to!!

Thursday I went over to DisneyWorld and spent the day walking around Downtown Disney. It is just a bunch of stores with really high prices! We had a very good day. It was really a great day! Thought about using a companion restroom, but didn't want to explain to the authorities why we were making so much noise! Or explaining to the First Sergeant why I got arrested at DisneyWorld for public indecency! No pictures to speak of either. I didn't even take a camera.

I intend to get around to checking everyones HNT's. Although I am slow about it lately! I will post this now since I have chores to do.

Show your pookie that you care for them and make a nice day!!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

ugh HNT

I haven't posted in a week! Damn I feel like a slug! I have determined that I no longer feel safe about blogging at work. Yes I am one of the Sys Admins, but I don't control the firewall or proxy at work. The ones who do seem to be getting nosy since they found my personal webpage. Fudge. So that has cut back my blogging a great deal.

So anyway, HNT has rolled around again, and I am not prepared. Again. I did receive a request for a certain type of picture to be posted. Since it was asked nicely (and I am otherwise unprepared) I will post it. I did go back and remove my Anniversary HNT since I wasn't comfortable posting this one and still having my face showing.

Without further ado here it is.




What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

HNT

Damn! Talk about slacking on my posts! Only one since last weeks post! I'll be glad to be done with this early shift. So anyways, I told ya'll that I had a post of something you have already seen, but with some added holes. No, not that kind!

Monday I was playing with Kitty. She was hiding under the newspaper and I was "getting" her and letting her wrestle with me. She got a little overzealous and bit me. HARD! So I have 4 little puncture marks in the heel of my right hand. I was a little shocked to say the least. It was bad enough that I decided to go to the clinic before I went back to work since this happened at lunch. So I went in and since it was an animal bite they had to fill out paperwork about the animal. Then they cleaned the punctures and betadined them and sent me on my way with the stipulation that if there was any swelling or pain or redness I should come back in.

So I get to work and there is a voicemail for me. From the base veterinarian. Informing me that I needed to call them ASAP. Lovely. So I called them up and the first thing she asked was, "What is the status of the animal?" WTF? Nice to see some care about me!! Anyway I told them that she was probably fat and sleeping on the couch where she isn't supposed to be. The vet then told me that some people will kill the animal after it bites. I told her that no I didn't kill my fat cat since it was an accident while playing. So the vet was happy to know that the animal was not in danger. I went home after work and found not one, not two, but THREE messages on the answering machine from the freaking County Animal Control Services! So I called and got ahold of Bubba Redneck. This dude was a piece of trash! He asks me information about Kitty, when her last Rabies shot was, so I told him sometime last October I think. I then asked him if he could look it up from the tag number. He said he could and to give him the Rabies tag number. Which I did. He then told me that wasn't a valid tag number and started on a spiel about how it was illegal to have an animal without a valid tag in this county and to "keep me out of jail" I should give him my credit card number!! I DON"T FUCKING THINK SO!! And I told him that! I also said I had no idea who he was. He countered with, you called us, we are the County Animal Control services! And I told him that I called the number some redneck left on my answering machine claiming to be the animal control people. He then started on his county animal license spiel again and I told him that she had a legal tag number and if wanted to look that number up I would give him that one as well as the damn Rabies tag number. He said you already gave me a number and it didn't show up. I told him that he had asked for the Rabies tag number not her county animal license number. DumbAss! So I gave him that and he was being mouthy and saying "I'm not seeing it, I'm not seeing it." Then he was quiet for a minute and said, "Oh, there it is." DUMBASS!! I wanted to strangle this dipshit through the phone! At this point I was not in a happy mood. He then goes on to tell me that the animal is now under house quarantine. I asked how that differed from her everyday life since she never goes outside anyway. (I was not being friendly by now if you haven't already guessed.) I finally got off the phone with him.

Fast forward to Tuesday morning. Went and played Ultimate Frisbee for PT. After I got to work my hand was hurting and one of the punctures was read and swollen and still kind of oozing. So what did I do? Squeezed it of course! Got a bunch of pus out of it. I figured that I should probably go back to the clinic and see if they would give me some antibiotics or something. Finally got through the system again and they gave me a Tetanus shot even though mine was still good, and also gave me two different antibiotics. If it is still swollen and red after the 5 day treatment of antibiotics I need to go back in to the clinic. Course 5 days is Sunday. On Memorial Day weekend. Yeah Right! Like I will be able to get into the clinic then! The doors will be closed and locked with a sign that says come back Tuesday.

Ok this is a long post, especially for HNT, so here is a picture of my hand with 4 new holes in it.





Little Miss Innocent





What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Still Alive

I'm still alive. I have been working the early shift and can't blog from that location, so it has severely cut into my blogging. I should be back to more regular postings next week. This Thursday I got pictures to show. Nothing extraordinary, something you've seen before mostly. Just got some holes in it. :)

Why is it that my ex-wife seems to think that when I tell her the time that I have to leave to go to work is the time that she should show up 5 minutes after? This morning I told her I had to leave at 5 til 7 to get to PT on time and asked that she be here before then. Needless to say she wasn't here then and I had to leave in order to make it on time. I absolutely hate leaving my daughter at home alone. I even called my ex-wife 10 minutes before I had to leave to find out if she was on her way. She said she was. She only lives 2 miles down the road from me with hardly any traffic at all that early in the morning. WTF?!?! So what goes on in a woman's head?

Make a nice day!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Anniversary HNT

Today is the anniversary of HNT, so per Os's request I am reposting my very first HNT.



I had a difficult time deciding what I wanted to post for a new HNT today. I finally decided on posting a picture of me in my Mess Dress. Mess Dress is the military version of a tuxedo. I figure that a tuxedo is enough dress up for this party. I chose not to edit out my face so you have plenty of target area for your darts.

*EDIT* I removed this picture because I wasn't comfortable showing my face and my nekkid ass later on. I wouldn't want anyone to confuse them...


Happy HNT Anniversary!