Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Semi Annual post

Where do I start? I can't start from the beginning because I have forgotten it. Somewhere in the middle? I guess so. You can always ask questions if you want and I will try to answer them. Maybe. Yes I wear underwear! Mostly... Sometimes they are even clean!

So beginning of October I decided to use the Jeep Liberty in front of me as a brake. I recommend not trying that yourselves. It worked, but it left an impression on the hood of my Envoy. As well as the fenders pushed back into the doors and the rest of the front end crunched back where it isn't supposed to be. Lots of liquid all over the ground where it isn't supposed to be. Thankfully nobody was hurt, and the Jeep didn't have whole lot of damage, and he didn't crawl out holding his neck and back.After a week the insurance company let me know that they were totaling it. I wasn't real thrilled to hear that, but when they told me how much they were giving me for it, I got much happier. I was guessing they would give me blue book value, turns out they gave me fair market value for my area, which was almost twice what I was expecting. Yay me. So I went truck shopping. I had been looking at used Chevy trucks and had sort of narrowed it down to three. I decided to go look at the GMC dealer and see what they had on the lot. I got to talking with one of the salesman and found out that with my military discount and the current incentives, it was cheaper for me to buy a brand new 2012 model. Umm, ok. So now I am the proud driver of a 2012 GMC Sierra 1500 Crew Cab. Black. Now I have Nerf bars and under seat storage compartments and remote start key fobs on my amazon wish list.

This past weekend I was doing some finishing work in the basement when I went to move a wire, I pulled the staple out and it just fell out. Not good. So what do guys do? I poked the 2x4 and my finger went into it almost to the second knuckle. Lovely. Went after it with a hammer and then decided we needed to call a bug guy. Yep, termites. Lovely. So we are going to have to decide on a company to handle the termite spraying and then I have to get all the damage fixed. I had a drink that night.

I am also thankful that all this politic crap will be done with tomorrow. At least it is supposed to be finished. Hopefully you voted.

Tell your Pookie you love them and make a nice day!

Monday, March 12, 2012

Whoa!

Time sure flies when you aren't paying attention. It is hard to believe it has been 10 months since I last posted. Yes I am still alive. Wondering why I haven't won the lottery yet though. When I do, I have a private island already picked out. Only costs $10,000,000. It has a resort already built and can have everything back up and running in a day. 511 acres. It should do for me. I'll make it a Caribbean nudist resort. Just so I can see all the rich old ladies naked. Cause I am still perverted like that.

I miss HNT also. Hated to see it end. I reckon people still do it, but Os isn't the main man nowadays. All things must end though.

Other fun things, couple weeks ago I got really drunk and told a few people to fuck off. Evidently I also asked my mother-in-law to take her teeth out and blow me. My father-in-law fell out of his chair laughing. I got so raunchy my friend had to tell his teenage boys to go downstairs. That's a new low for me. They thought I was hilarious. Told me I should do it more often. I didn't realize I was that uptight.

Last Friday another big step in life happened for me. I took myself out of the gene pool. Wasn't a lot of fun.The appointment was for 1700, I didn't get in to see the doctor until 1845. Then it seemed like he was enjoying himself as he "checked me out". Then he stuck a needle in to the boys and numbed me up. Or so I thought. Evidently he thought so too. He did one part with the laser then moved to another spot and wouldn't you know it, he found a spot that wasn't numb. Can you guess what I did then? You got it, I yelped like a little girl and jumped about two feet straight in the air. He apologized and stuck the needle back in and numbed me up some more, then went back in with the laser and got that side done. Then he started on the other side. He got the first part done and then he found the other spot that wasn't numb. Jumped again on that one. Afterwards he told me to hold the gauze and left. The nurse came back in about 10 minutes later and told me I could get dressed. I put the jock strap on and was ready to leave. Glad I don't have to do that more than once.

That brings us up to date for the last couple of weeks. You'll have to guess about the missing months in between. Tell your Pookie you love them and make a nice day!