Fortune Cookie

Went to the trough (chinese buffet down the road) for dinner. I thought my fortune was interesting when you add the appropriate part at the end.

Dispel negativity through creative activities. (in bed)

hehehe :)

Sunscreen

What happens when you forget to put sunscreen on and go for a 20 mile bicycle ride? Here is what happens.




And what becomes your best friend a couple hours later?




So that was another stupid thing I can add to my list for this week. I'll remember this one for a day or two.

Bad day

Well, last night was bad, not yesterday. I left a comment that was intended as a joke, but forgot some appropriate things and it turned into a malicious comment. I wish I could take them back, but without deleting the whole comment I can't. Just deleting the comment would make it so no one else gets to read it, but the person whose blog it is, already read it and was hurt. So I left my comment and posted another where I apologized profusely. I wish I could take the hurt away, but I am just a man. LB, I am sorry.

Also, Summer had to change her blog. I don't know what the new one is, or if there will even be a new one. If there is, when she gives me the address and permission to link her I will. If not, I'll keep searching. :)

Two's

I was tagged by Summer this afternoon (I wish!!!)

Two Names You Go By
1. Sergeant (insert last name)
2. Schinfl

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. British
2. Czechoslovakian

Two things that scare you
1. Public Speaking
2. Women (I know, I'm not supposed to admit this, but just think Lorena Bobbitt)

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. cell phone
2. computer

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. T shirt (White with Base Volleyball champions on it)
2. Gray shorts

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists
1. Guns N Roses (The original, not the new one)
2. Velvet Revolver (duh) :)

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. Eyes
2. Butts (yeah so what, sue me!)

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Computers
2. My Oldsmobile

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. Blondie ;)
2. Summer :)
2. Lil'bit :D (decisions, decisions, decisions)

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Amsterdam
2. Tokyo

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Have Summer autograph my copy of Playboy that she posed in!
2. Watch my great grandkids graduate from college. (hopefully I'll be really old!)

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Summer in burgundy scrubs...
2. What to eat for dinner (hey you gotta have your priorities straight!)

Two favorite web sites
1. Yahoo mail
2. Storiesonline

Two Favorite Sports (to watch and/or play)
1. Football (to watch)
2. Racquetball (to play)

Two People who will fill this out
1. Blondie
2. Lil Bit

Two things you did last night
1. Surfed porn
2. umm, surfed more porn... (maybe I need a life out of the house...)

Two shows you like to watch
1. Good Eats
2. CSI

Two places you like to go to:
1. Renaissance Faires
2. Salvage yards

Two Favorite Subjects In School:
1. Girls
2. Lunch

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Texas Roadhouse
2. Popeye's

Two things you like about yourself (physically):
1. My eyes
2. My hands

Two things you ate today:
1. Chicken Stew
2. Shrimp (at a Mexican place!)

Two people you last talked to:
1. My nephew
2. Blondie

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. Getting groceries
2. Revamping my firewall

Friday

Wheee!! Friday is here. I was busy this morning, but not bad. Now I am sitting here surfing blogs because my work is done for now and no one is crying. I wonder if I can get out of here early today...

Time to go back to surfing. Make a nice day!

Slacker HNT

I am such a slacker. I forgot all about preparing for HNT and realized it this morning when I got out of bed. So I did what every lazy man does, I put on my PJ's and took a picture. Yeah I know it's something you've seen before, just not me in my pj's. So spank me, humiliate me, make me write bad checks. I am such a slacker this week.





For whatever reason, blogger wouldn't let me upload the edited picture, so you get to see all the bad early morning stuff sideways! Yuck. I am late and can't think about this stuff this early.

Wanna play in HNT? Go see the man OS, or click on the lingerie lady link on my sidebar.

Make a nice day!

Sore

Yep, just like I thought, I am seriously sore today. Abs are preventing me from sitting up straight and other areas are just painful twitches every now and then.

I haven't figured out something for HNT tomorrow. Any ideas?

The voting is still open for Summer. I thought it ended yesterday, but evidently I was wrong. You can still vote. So go vote for her!!


Make a nice day.

Fun Tuesday morning

PT wasn't much fun this morning. We did the ab workout routine and I am going to be really sore tomorrow. There was even some drama there. Senior NCO's disrespecting fellow Senior NCO's in front of Junior NCO's and Airmen. So we all got to exercise more than we should of had to. Fucktards!

Everyone needs to go vote for Summer! This is the last day of voting so get all the votes in that you can! We got to make sure she gets to do another layout. That way we can get autographed copies from her when she wins!

What a fun way to start the day. Make a nice day!

Weekend

The weekend was fun and it sucked. There was happiness and fighting. Anger and love. I don't know if I even care enough to blog about it right now. Suffice it to say that my soon-to-be-ex-wife made a few bad choices and her oldest isn't happy with her right now.

OK. If your oldest child who you hadn't seen for almost a year, drove 8 hours to visit you for a weekend, wouldn't you be willing to spend time with them instead of "making other plans" and ignoring them?

So it wasn't the best visit.

My 12th anniversary is coming up in a few days, and I have been wondering if I should bother with giving an anniversary present or not. If so, should I give a traditional gift, or a brown bag full of doggy doo?

I gotta do some work. Make a nice day.

Rejected Horoscope

schinfl's Rejected Horoscope: You will find a winning lottery ticket on the ground but the police confiscate it as evidence in a murder then laugh at you 'What is your rejected horoscope?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Visitors

I have visitors for the weekend. My oldest, the step-daughter, came down for the weekend with her boyfriend. They showed up a little after I left for work. I will be happy to see her when I go home for lunch. I reckon we will go eat somewhere or maybe she will be spending time with her mom during the day. When I called my soon-to-be-ex-wife to find out if they had arrived yet, she didn't sound very happy. Guess her plans got ruined or something. Too bad. Time to get back to work.

Make a nice day!

Speech

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

25% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

HNT

I figured I would kill two birds with one stone for HNT. Me half-nekkid on my new couch. I even managed to figure out the timer on my new camera! Not bad for one week!



If you don't know what HNT is visit OS or click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar and get ready to have some fun of your own!

Make a nice day!

Panties

Grab your attention? :) I know they grab mine every time I see a woman's panties when I shouldn't be seeing them. I don't know if it is because I have a slight fetish or because I am male, but I love getting that illicit little glimpse of a woman's panties.

Why do I post this today? I have no idea. I woke up this morning wondering about certain women and what color of panties they are wearing today. Such a wonderful thing to think about when I first wake up. I just wish I could see if my psychic ability is good and find out who is wearing what...

I know I'm sick and twisted. Probably a little depraved too. Oh well, this is my blog, and this is me! :D

Make a nice day!