Wednesday, May 31, 2006

ugh HNT

I haven't posted in a week! Damn I feel like a slug! I have determined that I no longer feel safe about blogging at work. Yes I am one of the Sys Admins, but I don't control the firewall or proxy at work. The ones who do seem to be getting nosy since they found my personal webpage. Fudge. So that has cut back my blogging a great deal.

So anyway, HNT has rolled around again, and I am not prepared. Again. I did receive a request for a certain type of picture to be posted. Since it was asked nicely (and I am otherwise unprepared) I will post it. I did go back and remove my Anniversary HNT since I wasn't comfortable posting this one and still having my face showing.

Without further ado here it is.




What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

HNT

Damn! Talk about slacking on my posts! Only one since last weeks post! I'll be glad to be done with this early shift. So anyways, I told ya'll that I had a post of something you have already seen, but with some added holes. No, not that kind!

Monday I was playing with Kitty. She was hiding under the newspaper and I was "getting" her and letting her wrestle with me. She got a little overzealous and bit me. HARD! So I have 4 little puncture marks in the heel of my right hand. I was a little shocked to say the least. It was bad enough that I decided to go to the clinic before I went back to work since this happened at lunch. So I went in and since it was an animal bite they had to fill out paperwork about the animal. Then they cleaned the punctures and betadined them and sent me on my way with the stipulation that if there was any swelling or pain or redness I should come back in.

So I get to work and there is a voicemail for me. From the base veterinarian. Informing me that I needed to call them ASAP. Lovely. So I called them up and the first thing she asked was, "What is the status of the animal?" WTF? Nice to see some care about me!! Anyway I told them that she was probably fat and sleeping on the couch where she isn't supposed to be. The vet then told me that some people will kill the animal after it bites. I told her that no I didn't kill my fat cat since it was an accident while playing. So the vet was happy to know that the animal was not in danger. I went home after work and found not one, not two, but THREE messages on the answering machine from the freaking County Animal Control Services! So I called and got ahold of Bubba Redneck. This dude was a piece of trash! He asks me information about Kitty, when her last Rabies shot was, so I told him sometime last October I think. I then asked him if he could look it up from the tag number. He said he could and to give him the Rabies tag number. Which I did. He then told me that wasn't a valid tag number and started on a spiel about how it was illegal to have an animal without a valid tag in this county and to "keep me out of jail" I should give him my credit card number!! I DON"T FUCKING THINK SO!! And I told him that! I also said I had no idea who he was. He countered with, you called us, we are the County Animal Control services! And I told him that I called the number some redneck left on my answering machine claiming to be the animal control people. He then started on his county animal license spiel again and I told him that she had a legal tag number and if wanted to look that number up I would give him that one as well as the damn Rabies tag number. He said you already gave me a number and it didn't show up. I told him that he had asked for the Rabies tag number not her county animal license number. DumbAss! So I gave him that and he was being mouthy and saying "I'm not seeing it, I'm not seeing it." Then he was quiet for a minute and said, "Oh, there it is." DUMBASS!! I wanted to strangle this dipshit through the phone! At this point I was not in a happy mood. He then goes on to tell me that the animal is now under house quarantine. I asked how that differed from her everyday life since she never goes outside anyway. (I was not being friendly by now if you haven't already guessed.) I finally got off the phone with him.

Fast forward to Tuesday morning. Went and played Ultimate Frisbee for PT. After I got to work my hand was hurting and one of the punctures was read and swollen and still kind of oozing. So what did I do? Squeezed it of course! Got a bunch of pus out of it. I figured that I should probably go back to the clinic and see if they would give me some antibiotics or something. Finally got through the system again and they gave me a Tetanus shot even though mine was still good, and also gave me two different antibiotics. If it is still swollen and red after the 5 day treatment of antibiotics I need to go back in to the clinic. Course 5 days is Sunday. On Memorial Day weekend. Yeah Right! Like I will be able to get into the clinic then! The doors will be closed and locked with a sign that says come back Tuesday.

Ok this is a long post, especially for HNT, so here is a picture of my hand with 4 new holes in it.





Little Miss Innocent





What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Still Alive

I'm still alive. I have been working the early shift and can't blog from that location, so it has severely cut into my blogging. I should be back to more regular postings next week. This Thursday I got pictures to show. Nothing extraordinary, something you've seen before mostly. Just got some holes in it. :)

Why is it that my ex-wife seems to think that when I tell her the time that I have to leave to go to work is the time that she should show up 5 minutes after? This morning I told her I had to leave at 5 til 7 to get to PT on time and asked that she be here before then. Needless to say she wasn't here then and I had to leave in order to make it on time. I absolutely hate leaving my daughter at home alone. I even called my ex-wife 10 minutes before I had to leave to find out if she was on her way. She said she was. She only lives 2 miles down the road from me with hardly any traffic at all that early in the morning. WTF?!?! So what goes on in a woman's head?

Make a nice day!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Anniversary HNT

Today is the anniversary of HNT, so per Os's request I am reposting my very first HNT.



I had a difficult time deciding what I wanted to post for a new HNT today. I finally decided on posting a picture of me in my Mess Dress. Mess Dress is the military version of a tuxedo. I figure that a tuxedo is enough dress up for this party. I chose not to edit out my face so you have plenty of target area for your darts.

*EDIT* I removed this picture because I wasn't comfortable showing my face and my nekkid ass later on. I wouldn't want anyone to confuse them...


Happy HNT Anniversary!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Habit or subconscious

Here is a question for all of you psychiatrists. I still call me ex-wife Dear. Why? I realized that I do still call her that yesterday when I had a friend over visiting, and she called to find out something about our daughter. When I was finally getting off the phone I realized that I was saying "Goodbye Dear" without even thinking about it. So is it my subconscious or just habit? I would really like to know.

Make a nice day, and CALL YOUR MOTHER's!! It is their day today, after all!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

HNT

I got a request for this from some "admirers." I don't know how much they admire, but I'll bet they complain and say they wanted the front view! So here is my totally nekkid butt, hair and all! Happy HNT!



What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Post?

Post? what post? oh yeah. I forgot. Time sure flies when you are busy! Not really much to post other than I had a busy weekend. Talked to people, didn't win the "redneck retirement plan", talked to more people, took care of my daughter. Had her party here at the house, ate dirt cake (she requested it!) and had fun while the girls ran around and played. My daughter got some good presents that made her happy, so that is good. She didn't get anything extravagant though. Like I said before, I didn't win...

Make a nice day!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Computers

OK I admit, I have a problem. I am a computer geek. There I said it. Yes I have more than the average number of computers in my house. I will list them all and what they do, so that y'all can see that they are necessary.

1. My computer. I use it for surfing porn and stalking women bloggers... ;) (Right Madame?)

2. My daughters computer. I use it to keep her from finding any of my bad habits...

3. Domain controller. Used for playing with logon scripts and such that I can't do at work.

4. Firewall. To keep all the evils of the world away!!! :)

5. Sun Ultra 10 running Solaris 9. Using it as a web server and email server.

6. Red Hat Linux workstation. It is set up for the SETI program, because I know we aren't alone!!

7. Mandrake Linux workstation. I use it for playing with PERL scripts to mess up my firewall with.

8. Older Mandrake Linux workstation. I use it to play with SAMBA.


So that is what all my computers are for. Yes it keeps the room warm, but I "need" them!!

Make a nice day!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

HNT

Today you get a different view of me, almost a full shot! I was actually hiding from the camera when my daughter got ahold of it and was taking pictures of everything! When I say she was taking pictures of everything, I mean the cat , the ceiling, me, the carpet, you name it she took pictures of it! So here is a picture of me trying to hide in plain sight.




What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!

Nothing here, move along

Nothing here today. Preparing for my daughter's birthday this weekend. Only going to let her have 5 or 6 friends over. I really don't want to have the house torn apart by 10 year old girls. My ex is supposed to be there to "keep an eye" on them. Yeah. I wonder what excuse she will come up with to have to go somewhere while they are all at my house? Any ideas?

Make a nice day.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Confession

Ok I have to confess. Number 10 is a lie. I only got as far as some island in New York...

I am so ashamed... ;)

I wonder if I showed up at her doorstep or followed her home if she would keep me.

Overnight... ;) hehehe!!