Damn People!!

OK People listen up!!

When someone you know lives overseas, that means they are in a different time zone entirely, and I don't mean just an hour or two difference! Depending on where they live you can usually look at a globe and figure out close to what time it is there. After all there are only 24 time zones on this planet! No I am not counting those 30 minute time zones, those are just weird.

Why am I bitching? My best friend from high school called me at 0230 this morning. God knows I love the guy, but come on! He realized that I was in a different time zone when I answered the phone, "huh?" I know, I know, I am such an excellent speaker at that time of day.
He asked me what time it was here and I looked at the clock and told him it was 0230. He said he was sorry and that he would let me go back to sleep, he would call later.

I won't be here Saturday so I will call him Sunday after church. He is staying at his mom's house now so I guess I need to find out what is going on with his life. Last I knew he was married with 2 kids. I'm a bad friend, I haven't talked to him in almost 3 years.

Tell your Pookie you love them, send them flowers and Make a nice day!

Huh?!?

So yesterday morning at 0530 my phone rings. Who is calling me this fricking early in the morning? Turns out my ex is calling. Crap.

She has a computer problem. Then wtf are you calling me this early for? She can't get the wireless to work on the laptop. I asked a few questions. Then she got to the real reason she called me. "Can I crack a hotmail password?" Uh no. Are there ways to do it? Oh yeah, I just don't do it and I don't know how...

A few minutes later more information is thrown at me. Her husband is cheating on her. Again. I wanted to ask her what she thought about Karma being such a bitch. I am not that type of person though. She asked me where she should go when she leaves him, cause she already told him she was. I told her to call her mom and talk to her. She flat out refused and told me that I had better not say anything to her mom either. I don't pass on gossip or secrets. If someone wants someone else to know something then they will tell them. Not my business.

I figure she will go to her sisters place, but I worry about Mud. How is this going to affect her? Will my ex stay where she is until I get back to the states and pick up Mud and all her stuff? I feel so helpless over here when it comes to Mud. Maybe I can get my ex to take Mud to TG and give her somewhat of a stable environment before I get back.

I need TG to call and talk dirty to me. 54 days until she comes to visit me over here.

Tell your pookie that you love them and Make a nice day!

Cesme Boat Trip

I went on a day trip today to Cesme. We went out on a boat and had a pretty good time. The boat pulled out and they cranked the Turkish Techno music and the dance party started. Alcohol was not cheap. Lots of people drank alot. We stopped at three different coves. The first one I went ahead and jumped in the water from the second deck. I was sitting there contemplating if I wanted to do it or not. I was scared. What about it?!?! So anyway I finally got the nerve to step up on the rail and just jump. It was only about 20 feet but felt like forever as I was heading toward the water. I finally hit the water, went under flipped over and started for the surface when it hit me that I was swimming in ice water. It was COOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!! It has been over 100 almost every day for the past 3 weeks and the water is still that cold. Something is wrong. Then I got a taste of it in my mouth. Anyone ever take a lick of a salt lick? I have been to the Atlantic, the Pacific, the Gulf of Mexico, the Persian Gulf, the North Sea, and none of them were this salty!

I could actually float.



Make a nice day!!