F*CK!!!

I just got back from a parent teacher conference. Seems as though Mud has been lying to me about a lot of things. Homework for the most part. Tests for parent signature not coming home, just mysteriously disappearing, science project not being done. Mud is going to fail 5th grade. She has a 25% in Social Studies. Reading she is doing ok. Math is a 68%. Science is a 49% with the major project due MONDAY!!! She hasn't even chosen a topic yet. The teacher gave her until 1 March to complete it. Granted she won't get full credit for it, but at least she won;t fail totally. She will have no playtime from now until she turns in her science project. She also has to get her daily planner signed by all her teachers every day. I felt like such a bad father when her science teacher told me she had done nothing on her project. All I could do was give him the blank-deer-in-the-headlights look. Her momma showed up about halfway through and then told me she couldn't help with the science project. No shit. She can't seem to find the time to spend more than 45 minutes a day with her daughter, why would I even assume she could help her with her schoolwork. Frell it all!!


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Screwed up

I screwed up big time last night. I forgot to set up my coffee for this morning. I worked the early shift as well so I had to be at work at 0600. I haven't gotten rid of the headache yet. I did drink a Coke and a Pepsi. I would have given my left nut this morning for a Jolt cola though. You can be damn sure I have my coffee set up already for tomorrow morning.

I took Mud to the movie, "Arthur and the Invisibles" and it was pretty good. Better than that last one I took her to.


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Stripper Idol 07

It is that time of year again. One of the rock DJ's that was in Orlando moved to Tampa so that he could get his own morning show. He started Stripper Idol last year and has continued it this year in Tampa. Everybody has to go vote for their favorite stripper. Stripper Idol. Can you guess who I am voting for?

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redhead

Most of you know I have a thing for redheads. I was finally making headway and had the perfect redhead naked in bed with me this morning. She was stacked 34DD-22-34, long red hair, legs that just wouldn't quit, nice tight belly that showed she worked out quite a bit. The freckles were perfect also, they were all over. I was playing connect the freckles with my tongue. Everything was moving along just perfectly.

Then my ex-wife burst into my bedroom this morning. Talk about getting woken up the wrong way!! She forgot that Mud didn't have school today and worried that I was going to be late for work and Mud would be late for school. I tried to get her to snuggle with me till I went back to sleep to make up for it, but she wouldn't do it. Imagine that.

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Thank You

I want to thank everyone who left comments and told me Happy Birthday. I especially want to thank Phain since she orchestrated everything by informing people that I was another year older.

Unfortunately this post also has to have a comment about Betcha. It seems as though she was killed in a car accident last week and we are just now finding out about it. I won't post the information here. If you want to I recommend going to Os's blog and reading his post.


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Movie review

I took Mud to see "Happily N'ever After" today. Don't bother. Although the evil stepmother has a very nice figure with a really great rack (almost as good as Jessica Rabbit) :), the movie was rather boring. Mud thought it was ok. Usually to her a movie is really good. This time she just said it was ok.

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Vacations Suck

Yep sometimes vacations suck. I hate when they end. I took Mud to my Ex M-I-L's house for the Christmas vacation. I spent time with her family and enjoyed myself. I took Mud there because my Ex still doesn't talk to her mother and rarely to her siblings. Mud still loves visiting with Granny though. The problem came when it was time to leave. She started whining and crying because she didn't want to come home. That part of it makes me not want to take her to visit anymore. It just isn't worth the emotional stress she puts my through. I think from now on Mud's momma is going to have to be the one to take her and bring her back and deal with that crap. I just can't do it anymore.

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