Questions

Will I ever find a woman who loves me as much as I love her? Do we have more than one soul mate in this world? Do we have a soul mate at all? Or is that just some pipedream someone came up with to make us all look hard for that perfect someone? If you find your soul mate, would you have to work at keeping them? If you have to work at it does that mean they aren't truly your soul mate? I need Cupid to come answer some damn questions!

News

Got a call from the ex-wife a little while ago. She has been debating ending her relationship with the piece of shit she cheated on me with. Evidently he has been cheating on her. Big surprise. When she called today, she told me that she would be moving in with him. I don't know what happened to her, but she used to be the smartest person I knew. Now she has no common sense whatsoever. I wonder if she just doesn't want to get a job, so she is mooching off whoever she can. She then told me that when his daughter moves out they will have a room for my daughter. I DON'T THINK SO!!!! She is not going to take my daughter into the house of that piece of shit! His daughter won't be moving out until she goes to college so that should be next July or August. Things can change quite a bit from now till then. I think I need to start the process for getting full custody. Maybe there will be an unfortunate accident. I can always hope. I guess I will have to beg the Lord for forgiveness again.


Make a nice day.

Pimpin'

Coffee and watching the sunrise on the beach. Then breakfast afterwards. Possibly more depending on whether you keep your hands to yourself or not.

Any takers ladies?

Learning

I learned something this evening. I learned that my daughter is still a child. I know she is only 10 years old, but she seems like she knows more than I did when I was her age. How did I manage to learn this tidbit of information? I told her that if she cleaned up I would take her out to dinner and then we would go to the bookstore afterwards. Well she was all over it. I asked where she wanted to eat at and she said somewhere close to the bookstore. So I thought a minute or two, running through my mind all the restaurants close to the bookstore. I remembered that there is an Outback sort of close to it so I asked if she wanted to eat there. She said no, that there is a Wendy's closer to the bookstore. Can you guess what I had for dinner? Yep that's right, a #6 combo meal...

Make a nice day!

Dating

Dating sucks. It really sucks when you are basically a single father with no one you trust to watch your child. I feel like I will turn into one of those old men who wear their pants up around their chest with knee high black socks and flip flops, who feeds the squirrels just so he'll have someone to talk to.

I know it won't be as bad as that, but since I am a shy person in real life I have no social skills to speak of really. Now I have to ask myself, am I hiding behind that? Probably so. I wake up in the middle of the night hoping that it has just been a bad dream and I can snuggle up and go back to sleep, but it isn't. Time to quit my pity party and go surf some porn.

Make a nice day.

Stolen Quiz

I stole this quiz from someone else's blog. I'm not a woman though so I had to do the manly thing and take out all that excess code that referred to women...

Ladies, tomatoes thrown at the computer monitor only mess up your desk!

You are every goth-kids dream!

Fun

Well the AF finally went and done it. We now have a uniform for PT. Starting 1 Oct 2006 we have to wear it for any organized PT session. Lovely. The shorts are a little too short, the shirts are a little too big or too small. BUT, they have these great reflective emblems on them so cars will have a target when we are running on the side of the road in the dark!

Time to get ready for work. Make a nice day!!

School Music Program

My daughter got to bring home her instrument for the first time yesterday. Oh joy! She is learning the violin this year. Great... She had to show me all the different songs she could play already. Of course none of them required any fingerings, just drawing the bow back and forth on the strings, since that is as far as they have gotten. Guess what I woke up to this morning? You guessed it folks, violin practice!

Seeing as how her mother signed her up to learn this I think she should have her every night she brings her violin home! I tried to get her to take her this weekend, but no dice. Oh well she is ruining her relationship with her daughter and doesn't seem to care enough to try to change it.

I am sitting here this morning putting off getting dressed and mowing the lawn. I haven't finished a full pot of coffee yet anyway. I was surfing around the personals on Yahoo and noticed something that doesn't make me happy, all of these women put in a height restriction of at least 5'7" most put 5'8". Reminds me of going to an amusement park and finding out that I'm not tall enough to ride the adult rides! Come on ladies give a short guy a chance at least!! I'm good with my tongue. I can give references! Of course if my ex-wife is in a bad mood you'll have to take her input with a grain of salt...

All right folks, go make a nice day!

Happy Birthday FAME!!!

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear FAME
Happy Birthday To You!


Fame, I tried to find a picture of a cake with the proper number of candles but was not lucky enough.

May your birthday wish be granted and may you wish for what you truly desire most. I hope you have a very Happy Birthday!!

Traffic

I have been in a training class in Orlando all week. Traffic SUCKS!!! What should be an hour drive has turned into almost 2 hours because of traffic. Some people are idiots when it comes to driving. I'm glad that today is my last day for having to drive in this traffic.

Make a nice day.

Blogger Beta

Blogger Beta is sucking ass! I cannot comment on anyone's blog who doesn't allow anonymous commenting. Kind of defeats teh purpose of blogging and reading other folks blogs right? I wish they would hurry up and fix this!!

DON'T CONVERT TO BLOGGER BETA!!!!


Kiss your pookie and tell them you love them, Make a nice day!

9/11

Where were you? I was stationed at Barksdale AFB, La. The "undisclosed Air Force base in Louisiana" that the media told everyone about. It wouldn't have been bad, but there is only one AF base in Louisiana now. I worked in the building that President Bush came to. The first briefing he gave after the towers fell was given in the conference room I spent so much time in. That was a very bad day. We had our eyes opened to how the world truly is. I wish we could go back to not knowing.

Make a nice day.

Face Recognition

I got conned into doing a face recognition thing by Phain. You upload your picture to this site and it runs a face recognition program and then tells you who you look like with a percentage. She had some decent comparisons for hers. I did not!! I must be some kind of fugly to be compared to Pervez Musharraf and David Hasselhoff. UGH!! Somebody shoot me! And go give Phain some crap about distorting my fragile ego!!

Arrgghhh!!!!!!

Somebody tell me why I have a daughter!! Sometimes she drives me nuts! We live three blocks from the Atlantic ocean. I don't take her there very often because "it's boring, I don't like it!, No I don't want to!!" It has become a serious pain in the butt to try to take her.

I decided that since it was such a beautiful day, and all she was doing was sitting at the computer, I decided that we would go to the beach. I should have known better. As soon as I said we were going she threw a fit. She got her butt spanked. She eventually got her suit on and I tried to sunscreen her. She fought me the whole time turning away from me, pulling her arm away, stepping away. All she did was make me madder. The whole time I was trying to do it she kept complaining and whining.

Finally I got her done and we went to the beach. She had her towel and a book, I was carrying a towel, a book, two water bottles, keys, and cell phone. She couldn't put her towel down because her hands were full. I wanted to smack her right then. I said fine and put my stuff down and laid out my towel and let her do her own. She threw it on the ground and whined about it. I finally straightened her towel out and she sat down and started crying.

I was getting even more pissed because of the way she was acting just because she didn't get her way. I started ignoring her and she eventually went and played in the ocean, complaining that it was too cold, there were fish in it, etc.

She came back and sat down on her towel behind me and began playing in the sand. When my phone started ringing I turned around to see that she had thrown sand all over my phone and towel intentionally. I didn't beat her.

After the phone conversation I went and washed the sand off me and told her we were leaving. I sent her in the shower as soon as we got home. When she finished she came downstairs and started playing on her computer without bothering to clean the bathroom up after herself.

I lost it.

She cleaned her bathroom and she is now in the process of cleaning her entire room spic and span. I don't care if her room is a mess or clean since she is the one who plays there, but now it is time to pay the piper for being a whiny brat. I have yet to beat her, but it sounds awfully tempting!

I hope everyone is making a nice day!