HNT?

Sorry folks I don't have an HNT this week. Call me a slacker if you want, but I am just too tired to bother taking a picture now. I will work on something for next week. I hope you have a Happy HNT. If there are any HNT's I shouldn't miss leave me a comment for them... :)

TANSTAAFL

Who can tell me what the title means?

Yesterday after it cooled down some I decided I had better mow the grass since it was looking like I could park a Chevy van in it and lose it. As I was finishing up the backyard I kept smelling the neighbors grill two houses down. He was grilling some steaks and they smelled DAMN good!! So I made up my mind that I would go have one myself.

When I finished the yard I got cleaned up and smelling decent again and went down to Texas Roadhouse where the nephew works. Since I was by myself I just went and grabbed a bar table and waited. "Dan" came up and took my order and I sat there and watched the cute little redhead waitress with the really tight jeans on. She was either commando or wearing a very tiny thong cause those jeans were so tight everything was shown!!

About that time the nephew comes around and sees me sitting there and he goes and grabs a drink and comes back out and sits with me for a few minutes. The manager brought my salad out and he introduced me to her. Cute but married. He then proceeded to tell me about "Dan" and how he was the MVP of the Wednesday lunchtime sand volleyball team.

Anyhow he went back to work and I got my dinner and talk to "Dan" for a minute before he continued on. When I was done and time to go "Dan" came up and said I was good to go the bill had been taken care of. I thought COOL! Free steak dinner. Then I sat there and felt like an ass becasue I had NO cash on me whatsoever! Since they weren't going to give me a bill to pay with my credit card, I couldn't leave a tip. Lovely. I ended up walking out of there not leaving a tip, and feeling like an asshole for not leaving one.

When I see the nephew I'm going to tell him to stop doing that crap. I don't mind paying the bill for something I ate. I also need to find out some info about that waitress...

Make a nice day! :)

HNT

Another slacker week of no posts from me. I'm still alive and I still read blogs, but just haven't really had the desire to blog. I suppose everyone goes through it at some point and time. Some people quit completely, others just take a break for awhile then come back to it. I don't feel like quitting, I'm just a little too busy doing nothing to think of how I want to word stuff!

I was asked to do a shower scene for HNT this week. At first I said no. I didn't think I was ready to do a shower scene. Then I rethought things and looked through what I had already on my computer. I came across a shower scene that I thought I could live with. Don't mind the blurry parts, I was a little busy at the time it was taken...





What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

HNT

I figured I would show you part of my body that holds the most pleasure for me. NO not that!! Can't do the full monty here Madame X, Blondie, Kitty, and Lil Bit!! No today I decided to post a picture of my ear. Why do I say it holds the most pleasure for me? Because of all the sounds that I hear. I can hear the waves crashing on the beach. I can hear the birds singing in the trees. I can hear my Oldsmobile idling and sounding tough. These all bring a smile to my face. I smile because they all give me pleasure hearing them. There are so many other sounds that we hear every day that we take for granted.

Now there are other ways my ears bring me pleasure, and I am sure they bring each of you some pleasure as well. What are your favorites?





What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Bike

I was riding my bicycle last week and suddenly felt something wrong with it. I looked down and saw that the chain had come off. No big deal, just put it back on and later on tighten the chain some. Nope. Something was wrong with the gear set. They were loose. @#$**&#@$###@!!!! Ok I can still fix that later. I had to walk it home though which irritated me.

After work I took the wheel off to see about tightening the gear set. Problem. It is a freewheel set. Which means the gear set doesn't come loose. I then thought for a minute and said to myself "Self, how can it be loose?" Then I had the idea to count the gears! Whoo hoo!! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, ummm wait a minute. Lemme count those again. Still came up one gear short. ##$(*#(@*!!!!! One of the gears broke off and departed my bicycle.

OK. So this means I am going to have to spend a little money. I took the wheel down to the local bike shop and they looked at it and said, "We can't get an 8 speed freewheel. They don't make them no more!" WTF?! This bike is less then 3 years old! Son of a butch!!!

They told me to leave it with them and they would see what they could do about getting a 7 speed freewheel assembly mounted on it. More cussing after I left. I didn't want a 7 speed, so I started looking at mountain bike wheels with shimano cassette type gears. I found some really cool ones that I liked and bought them! So now I have a box with new wheels in it sitting in the garage for me to trnasfer the old tires on and them put them on the bike and go have some more fun!

Make a nice day!!

HNT

I thought long and hard trying to figure out what I should post for HNT. I was given the idea of showing a scar or two and writing about it. So I decided to do that.

When I was 9 years old I used to love to harass my older sister. I used to shoot her with rubber bands and she would shoot back as well. One day during the summer, she was doing something near the kitchen counter and I went to shoot her with a rubber band from across the room. The told me that if I shot her she was going to stab me and picked up a 10 inch butcher knife. Well I shot her. She then came at me with the knife and she did indeed stab me. I was lucky, she only got me in the hand. It got stuck in the bone of my thumb. It hurt so bad, and there was so much blood I knew I was going to die. In case you haven't figured out by now I didn't actually die. In fact the only remaining evidence of the incident is the little scar I now have.




What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!

Saturday

This is my first post on Saturday in what seems like forever! I know I have been slacking on my posts lately, but hey this is my blog and I'll post when I want to!!

Thursday I went over to DisneyWorld and spent the day walking around Downtown Disney. It is just a bunch of stores with really high prices! We had a very good day. It was really a great day! Thought about using a companion restroom, but didn't want to explain to the authorities why we were making so much noise! Or explaining to the First Sergeant why I got arrested at DisneyWorld for public indecency! No pictures to speak of either. I didn't even take a camera.

I intend to get around to checking everyones HNT's. Although I am slow about it lately! I will post this now since I have chores to do.

Show your pookie that you care for them and make a nice day!!