Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Before the dawn

I woke up a little after 5 this morning. I was cold and shivering. I decided to move over and snuggle up to my wife and get warm. When I got over to her side of the bed, it was empty, and cold. Then I remembered. I sleep alone now. I realized that not only was I cold and shivering, but I was also lonely. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to wake up. I got got up around 0630 and went to PT at the gym. We did our usual push ups, sit ups, stretches, etc. The we got to choose whatever we wanted to do, so I went to the racquetball courts and proceeded to skunk a Capt and a LT who thought they were good. Umm no, sorry guys, but you need alot more practice. After I went home and got cleaned up , I came in to work. As I went through the gate there was a cute female SP checking IDs. She smiled at me, checked my ID then blatantly looked for a wedding ring! Damn. She could only be about 19 or 20 though. I would feel like a child molester!! Damn she is cute though! Make a nice day.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Weekend

This weekend was pretty good. I got called by my wife when I went home for lunch on Thursday. It seems as though our daughter had gone to the nurses office feeling sick and they wanted us to come pick her up. My wife was in class, so she couldn't go do it. I went ahead and picked her up and asked the nephew to watch her until I could get off work. So I managed to get out of work about 1330 on Thursday and had a long weekend. She started feeling better later on that night. So she was with me Thursday night and all day Friday. We decided to go to Chinese for dinner and I called my wife to see if she wanted to meet us there and eat then our daughter could go home with her. When we met up the first thing my daughter said to my wife was, "Can I stay with daddy tonight?" Surprised me and my wife, but we both agreed. So we were eating dinner and they have crab legs on the buffet. They are too much work for the amount of food to be worth it to me, but my wife likes them. So she was eating them and is notorious for splattering other people, she ended up splattering her shirt with some stuff and proceeded to wipe it off. Then she asked if she got everything and I pointed out a spot she had missed on her breast. She said where so I pointed closer and she just moved it onto my finger and asked me to get it for her. Damn her!! So Saturday I tried to call her to see if she could watch our daughter for a couple hours while I went on a bike ride. No answer. She finally calls back around 1400, and asks whats up. I told her what I wanted but it was too late by then. She said she just thought it was our daughter. Lovely. So around 2300 on Saturday, I was talking to someone special on IM and the phone rings. WTF?! Who calls that late? So I answered it and it is my oldest step-daughter. She just wanted to talk and try to find out what was going on with me and her mom. She is upset with her mom too over this. I told her she needed to give her mom, love and support, because she truly needed it. As the conversation went along I found out that she didn't feel safe living with Granny, because her uncle was living there also. Unfortunately he is an addict and has had some run ins with other people. This guy is in his 50's btw. So she wanted to get out of there but feels like she has no where else to go. I told her she could come back down here, but she doesn't have a way to pay for the car Granny bought for her. I tried to make sure she understood that if she wanted to come home she was more than welcome. Space might be an issue, but she was welcome. I had to stop the conversation I had going with the person I was IM'ing to follow along with what my sd was talking about. She tends to talk alot. We finally got done around 1230. So I txt'd my friend and told her goodnight. I felt bad for blowing her off like that and apologized on Sunday. She understood. I think at first she thought I was dismissing her for another woman. Sunday was busy too. First church, then grocery shopping, then finally I had to take my daughter back to her mom. Last night was some more conversation and bed. Now this morning when I got here I had so many tasks in email that I made a list. 10 items that I need to take care of. So what am I doing first? BLOGGING!! :) I better get to my list. Tell someone you love them and Make a nice day!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

I stole something!

I stole this from Blondie. I wonder if she will even notice? It's funny, someone challenged her to go for a week without blogging about her Tits (they are nice!), her ass (also very nice!), or alcohol (she drinks A LOT of wine!). Its been three days and she is having problems!! Haha!!

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Iron Bat
Your Superpower is Shape Shifter
Your Weakness is Frogs
Your Weapon is Your Meat Bludgeon
Your Mode of Transportation is Motorcycle



Umm, can someone explain to me what a "Meat bludgeon" is? Because if my superhero name is The Iron Bat and my weapon is a meat bludgeon, does that mean my real life job is porn star? Or am I just living below the gutter? :)

Thursday, November 10, 2005

HNT

Well folks it is the greatest day of the week today. HNT!!! Yay! I got inputs for my submission to HNT. What is HNT you ask? Click on the link on the right side over there that shows a woman in lingerie!! Then be prepared for all the fun. My entry is my throwback to the '80s. I wonder how many people can tell me what this is from.



Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Where am I? Huh?

The past couple of days have been extremely fast paced and hectic. I made the comment yesterday to my Captain that if today started out as a continuation of yesterday I was going to stand on his desk and urinate just so I could leave and not worry about this shit! Kind of caught him off guard, then he realized that I was fucking with him. I told him to bring a rain coat just in case. Last night I got to talk to the person who made my weekend enjoyable, so I had a good night last night. I forgot all about work for a little while. It was very nice. So any requests for HNT tomorrow? I need to get back to these butthole surfers here. Make a nice day!!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Work

I am so swamped at work today with meetings and BULLSHIT that I don't have time to do a decent post today. I will try to post more later today. Make a nice day!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Dang it!

Well the tickets for our Winter Social have gone on sale today. So now I wonder, Do I go by myself this year or not? I want to go, but I don't want to go by myself. I had fun last year and they had some good door prizes. A big screen TV was the final door prize. So should I go or not?

Weekend

I had a pretty good weekend. Probably the best I have had in a year. What did I do? Nothing but talk. And thats all you get to know for now!

I went for a ride on Saturday morning, but didn't do the whole 20 miles. My knee started to bother me a little so I cut 3 miles off my ride. After that I mowed the grass. Hopefully I won't have to do that again this year. I probably will though. Then my wife came over with my daughter. I was chatting with someone on the internet and I left the window open. My wife asked to use my computer to check her email, so I just minimized everything. I think she opened the window up and read it though. She can't say anything though! So yesterday when she came over to pick our daughter up, she was wearing the perfume that she knows drives me nuts. HHMMMM I wonder why? Trying to keep her territory? Maybe she got nervous when she saw that I was actually talking to another woman? I don't know. Anyone got any insight to this? Time for me to get to work. Tell your pookie that you love them and make a nice day!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Fun at home

So yesterday evening my wife came over after her appointment and showed me where they had removed the stitches. Seems they couldn't get all the sticky stuff off her skin. While she was there th nephew came home and had his girlfriend with him, so my wife got to meet her finally. I don't think they thought much of each other. Ha Ha!! So my wife left shortly after that and the nephew and his girlfriend went surfing. When they got back my daughter got "the pope" (work nickname for nephews girlfriend) to try her special drink. Orange juice and Hawaiian Punch. Then got her to play air hockey and basically kept her occupied for an hour or so. After they ate they went in the nephews bedroom and hid. So my daughter had fun for a little while. My wife had made the comment before she left that the pope had quite a bit of junk in the trunk. The nephew likes them that way. It works for him! So this morning my wife came over to get our daughter and the pope was still in the nephews room, so I told him to keep her hidden until my wife left. I just don't feel like dealing with her shit about it. But it was a generally fun evening last night. Time for me to get to work. Tell someone you love them and make a nice day!

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Hmmm

Something I noticed a little while ago, all my links with the exception of Osbasso and AVE are all women. Almost all of the comments today are from women. So if I have this kind of luck with women online, how come I don't in the real world? Is it me? Or does the internet give enough anonymity to allow people to be more open about what they feel and say?

I do want to thank all the ladies who have made my ego swell today. Thank You very much!

Happy HNT!



I took Blondie's suggestion for this picture. Although it isn't as good as she was hoping. There's no obvious six pack, it is there, it's just hidden beneath the Krispy Kremes, Dunkin Donuts, and various other fat pills! If you look hard enough you can see a little bit though. Now for the question to put to the jury, Was I sucking it in or not? :)

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Theft

Mike posted this as a comment on another blog. I liked it enough that I had to steal it!

When I'm having a dream without sexual activity, I change the channel.

Now all I have to do is find the damn remote!!

Loneliest before the Dawn

Seems like it is always the loneliest time of the day just before dawn. I wake up before the alarm clock goes off and find myself snuggled with a pillow. It just doesn't snuggle with me. So then I am awake, cold and lonely. Will I ever get over it? Probably. I wonder how long until I can get a handle on myself and move on. Everyone keeps telling me that there are many more fish in the sea, but there is still only one that I want. She just doesn't want me. I need to quit being maudlin.

Anybody have any requests or ideas for HNT tomorrow? I have to think about it and come up with something. Time for me to do something called work. First I have to remember what it is that I do. Make a nice day!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Halloween

Well Halloween around my house was pretty much a bust. Where I live is going to be leveled within 6 months, I am waiting for my house to be finished so they can move me. Consequently there are only 4 families on my entire street. I had one car load of kids come to the house for candy last night. Bummer. My wife dressed my daughter up as a cat, ears and tail included, and brought her over before she went trick or treating. She was being grumpy so the pictures I took of her show her being unhappy. I don't know why she was grumpy. When she called me before she went to bed she was happy and told me all about her two trips out. Seems as though she got so much candy she had to come home to unload. My nephew came home fairly early last night and brought the girl of the month with him. I teased him this morning about keeping the poor girl up and giggling that late into the night. He turned pretty red, but laughed about it. He made the comment that the house must not be very soundproof. I pointed out that each bedroom door has a big vent in it. I finally relented and quit teasing him. Other than that I don't have much to say. Make a nice day!