Wednesday, June 28, 2006
HNT?
Sorry folks I don't have an HNT this week. Call me a slacker if you want, but I am just too tired to bother taking a picture now. I will work on something for next week. I hope you have a Happy HNT. If there are any HNT's I shouldn't miss leave me a comment for them... :)
Monday, June 26, 2006
TANSTAAFL
Who can tell me what the title means?
Yesterday after it cooled down some I decided I had better mow the grass since it was looking like I could park a Chevy van in it and lose it. As I was finishing up the backyard I kept smelling the neighbors grill two houses down. He was grilling some steaks and they smelled DAMN good!! So I made up my mind that I would go have one myself.
When I finished the yard I got cleaned up and smelling decent again and went down to Texas Roadhouse where the nephew works. Since I was by myself I just went and grabbed a bar table and waited. "Dan" came up and took my order and I sat there and watched the cute little redhead waitress with the really tight jeans on. She was either commando or wearing a very tiny thong cause those jeans were so tight everything was shown!!
About that time the nephew comes around and sees me sitting there and he goes and grabs a drink and comes back out and sits with me for a few minutes. The manager brought my salad out and he introduced me to her. Cute but married. He then proceeded to tell me about "Dan" and how he was the MVP of the Wednesday lunchtime sand volleyball team.
Anyhow he went back to work and I got my dinner and talk to "Dan" for a minute before he continued on. When I was done and time to go "Dan" came up and said I was good to go the bill had been taken care of. I thought COOL! Free steak dinner. Then I sat there and felt like an ass becasue I had NO cash on me whatsoever! Since they weren't going to give me a bill to pay with my credit card, I couldn't leave a tip. Lovely. I ended up walking out of there not leaving a tip, and feeling like an asshole for not leaving one.
When I see the nephew I'm going to tell him to stop doing that crap. I don't mind paying the bill for something I ate. I also need to find out some info about that waitress...
Make a nice day! :)
Yesterday after it cooled down some I decided I had better mow the grass since it was looking like I could park a Chevy van in it and lose it. As I was finishing up the backyard I kept smelling the neighbors grill two houses down. He was grilling some steaks and they smelled DAMN good!! So I made up my mind that I would go have one myself.
When I finished the yard I got cleaned up and smelling decent again and went down to Texas Roadhouse where the nephew works. Since I was by myself I just went and grabbed a bar table and waited. "Dan" came up and took my order and I sat there and watched the cute little redhead waitress with the really tight jeans on. She was either commando or wearing a very tiny thong cause those jeans were so tight everything was shown!!
About that time the nephew comes around and sees me sitting there and he goes and grabs a drink and comes back out and sits with me for a few minutes. The manager brought my salad out and he introduced me to her. Cute but married. He then proceeded to tell me about "Dan" and how he was the MVP of the Wednesday lunchtime sand volleyball team.
Anyhow he went back to work and I got my dinner and talk to "Dan" for a minute before he continued on. When I was done and time to go "Dan" came up and said I was good to go the bill had been taken care of. I thought COOL! Free steak dinner. Then I sat there and felt like an ass becasue I had NO cash on me whatsoever! Since they weren't going to give me a bill to pay with my credit card, I couldn't leave a tip. Lovely. I ended up walking out of there not leaving a tip, and feeling like an asshole for not leaving one.
When I see the nephew I'm going to tell him to stop doing that crap. I don't mind paying the bill for something I ate. I also need to find out some info about that waitress...
Make a nice day! :)
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
HNT
Another slacker week of no posts from me. I'm still alive and I still read blogs, but just haven't really had the desire to blog. I suppose everyone goes through it at some point and time. Some people quit completely, others just take a break for awhile then come back to it. I don't feel like quitting, I'm just a little too busy doing nothing to think of how I want to word stuff!
I was asked to do a shower scene for HNT this week. At first I said no. I didn't think I was ready to do a shower scene. Then I rethought things and looked through what I had already on my computer. I came across a shower scene that I thought I could live with. Don't mind the blurry parts, I was a little busy at the time it was taken...
What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
I was asked to do a shower scene for HNT this week. At first I said no. I didn't think I was ready to do a shower scene. Then I rethought things and looked through what I had already on my computer. I came across a shower scene that I thought I could live with. Don't mind the blurry parts, I was a little busy at the time it was taken...
What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
HNT
I figured I would show you part of my body that holds the most pleasure for me. NO not that!! Can't do the full monty here Madame X, Blondie, Kitty, and Lil Bit!! No today I decided to post a picture of my ear. Why do I say it holds the most pleasure for me? Because of all the sounds that I hear. I can hear the waves crashing on the beach. I can hear the birds singing in the trees. I can hear my Oldsmobile idling and sounding tough. These all bring a smile to my face. I smile because they all give me pleasure hearing them. There are so many other sounds that we hear every day that we take for granted.
Now there are other ways my ears bring me pleasure, and I am sure they bring each of you some pleasure as well. What are your favorites?
What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
Now there are other ways my ears bring me pleasure, and I am sure they bring each of you some pleasure as well. What are your favorites?
What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Bike
I was riding my bicycle last week and suddenly felt something wrong with it. I looked down and saw that the chain had come off. No big deal, just put it back on and later on tighten the chain some. Nope. Something was wrong with the gear set. They were loose. @#$**&#@$###@!!!! Ok I can still fix that later. I had to walk it home though which irritated me.
After work I took the wheel off to see about tightening the gear set. Problem. It is a freewheel set. Which means the gear set doesn't come loose. I then thought for a minute and said to myself "Self, how can it be loose?" Then I had the idea to count the gears! Whoo hoo!! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, ummm wait a minute. Lemme count those again. Still came up one gear short. ##$(*#(@*!!!!! One of the gears broke off and departed my bicycle.
OK. So this means I am going to have to spend a little money. I took the wheel down to the local bike shop and they looked at it and said, "We can't get an 8 speed freewheel. They don't make them no more!" WTF?! This bike is less then 3 years old! Son of a butch!!!
They told me to leave it with them and they would see what they could do about getting a 7 speed freewheel assembly mounted on it. More cussing after I left. I didn't want a 7 speed, so I started looking at mountain bike wheels with shimano cassette type gears. I found some really cool ones that I liked and bought them! So now I have a box with new wheels in it sitting in the garage for me to trnasfer the old tires on and them put them on the bike and go have some more fun!
Make a nice day!!
After work I took the wheel off to see about tightening the gear set. Problem. It is a freewheel set. Which means the gear set doesn't come loose. I then thought for a minute and said to myself "Self, how can it be loose?" Then I had the idea to count the gears! Whoo hoo!! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, ummm wait a minute. Lemme count those again. Still came up one gear short. ##$(*#(@*!!!!! One of the gears broke off and departed my bicycle.
OK. So this means I am going to have to spend a little money. I took the wheel down to the local bike shop and they looked at it and said, "We can't get an 8 speed freewheel. They don't make them no more!" WTF?! This bike is less then 3 years old! Son of a butch!!!
They told me to leave it with them and they would see what they could do about getting a 7 speed freewheel assembly mounted on it. More cussing after I left. I didn't want a 7 speed, so I started looking at mountain bike wheels with shimano cassette type gears. I found some really cool ones that I liked and bought them! So now I have a box with new wheels in it sitting in the garage for me to trnasfer the old tires on and them put them on the bike and go have some more fun!
Make a nice day!!
Thursday, June 08, 2006
HNT
I thought long and hard trying to figure out what I should post for HNT. I was given the idea of showing a scar or two and writing about it. So I decided to do that.
When I was 9 years old I used to love to harass my older sister. I used to shoot her with rubber bands and she would shoot back as well. One day during the summer, she was doing something near the kitchen counter and I went to shoot her with a rubber band from across the room. The told me that if I shot her she was going to stab me and picked up a 10 inch butcher knife. Well I shot her. She then came at me with the knife and she did indeed stab me. I was lucky, she only got me in the hand. It got stuck in the bone of my thumb. It hurt so bad, and there was so much blood I knew I was going to die. In case you haven't figured out by now I didn't actually die. In fact the only remaining evidence of the incident is the little scar I now have.
What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
When I was 9 years old I used to love to harass my older sister. I used to shoot her with rubber bands and she would shoot back as well. One day during the summer, she was doing something near the kitchen counter and I went to shoot her with a rubber band from across the room. The told me that if I shot her she was going to stab me and picked up a 10 inch butcher knife. Well I shot her. She then came at me with the knife and she did indeed stab me. I was lucky, she only got me in the hand. It got stuck in the bone of my thumb. It hurt so bad, and there was so much blood I knew I was going to die. In case you haven't figured out by now I didn't actually die. In fact the only remaining evidence of the incident is the little scar I now have.
What is HNT? Go see the man himself, Osbasso, and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Saturday
This is my first post on Saturday in what seems like forever! I know I have been slacking on my posts lately, but hey this is my blog and I'll post when I want to!!
Thursday I went over to DisneyWorld and spent the day walking around Downtown Disney. It is just a bunch of stores with really high prices! We had a very good day. It was really a great day! Thought about using a companion restroom, but didn't want to explain to the authorities why we were making so much noise! Or explaining to the First Sergeant why I got arrested at DisneyWorld for public indecency! No pictures to speak of either. I didn't even take a camera.
I intend to get around to checking everyones HNT's. Although I am slow about it lately! I will post this now since I have chores to do.
Show your pookie that you care for them and make a nice day!!
Thursday I went over to DisneyWorld and spent the day walking around Downtown Disney. It is just a bunch of stores with really high prices! We had a very good day. It was really a great day! Thought about using a companion restroom, but didn't want to explain to the authorities why we were making so much noise! Or explaining to the First Sergeant why I got arrested at DisneyWorld for public indecency! No pictures to speak of either. I didn't even take a camera.
I intend to get around to checking everyones HNT's. Although I am slow about it lately! I will post this now since I have chores to do.
Show your pookie that you care for them and make a nice day!!
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
ugh HNT
I haven't posted in a week! Damn I feel like a slug! I have determined that I no longer feel safe about blogging at work. Yes I am one of the Sys Admins, but I don't control the firewall or proxy at work. The ones who do seem to be getting nosy since they found my personal webpage. Fudge. So that has cut back my blogging a great deal.
So anyway, HNT has rolled around again, and I am not prepared. Again. I did receive a request for a certain type of picture to be posted. Since it was asked nicely (and I am otherwise unprepared) I will post it. I did go back and remove my Anniversary HNT since I wasn't comfortable posting this one and still having my face showing.
Without further ado here it is.
What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
So anyway, HNT has rolled around again, and I am not prepared. Again. I did receive a request for a certain type of picture to be posted. Since it was asked nicely (and I am otherwise unprepared) I will post it. I did go back and remove my Anniversary HNT since I wasn't comfortable posting this one and still having my face showing.
Without further ado here it is.
What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day!
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
HNT
Damn! Talk about slacking on my posts! Only one since last weeks post! I'll be glad to be done with this early shift. So anyways, I told ya'll that I had a post of something you have already seen, but with some added holes. No, not that kind!
Monday I was playing with Kitty. She was hiding under the newspaper and I was "getting" her and letting her wrestle with me. She got a little overzealous and bit me. HARD! So I have 4 little puncture marks in the heel of my right hand. I was a little shocked to say the least. It was bad enough that I decided to go to the clinic before I went back to work since this happened at lunch. So I went in and since it was an animal bite they had to fill out paperwork about the animal. Then they cleaned the punctures and betadined them and sent me on my way with the stipulation that if there was any swelling or pain or redness I should come back in.
So I get to work and there is a voicemail for me. From the base veterinarian. Informing me that I needed to call them ASAP. Lovely. So I called them up and the first thing she asked was, "What is the status of the animal?" WTF? Nice to see some care about me!! Anyway I told them that she was probably fat and sleeping on the couch where she isn't supposed to be. The vet then told me that some people will kill the animal after it bites. I told her that no I didn't kill my fat cat since it was an accident while playing. So the vet was happy to know that the animal was not in danger. I went home after work and found not one, not two, but THREE messages on the answering machine from the freaking County Animal Control Services! So I called and got ahold of Bubba Redneck. This dude was a piece of trash! He asks me information about Kitty, when her last Rabies shot was, so I told him sometime last October I think. I then asked him if he could look it up from the tag number. He said he could and to give him the Rabies tag number. Which I did. He then told me that wasn't a valid tag number and started on a spiel about how it was illegal to have an animal without a valid tag in this county and to "keep me out of jail" I should give him my credit card number!! I DON"T FUCKING THINK SO!! And I told him that! I also said I had no idea who he was. He countered with, you called us, we are the County Animal Control services! And I told him that I called the number some redneck left on my answering machine claiming to be the animal control people. He then started on his county animal license spiel again and I told him that she had a legal tag number and if wanted to look that number up I would give him that one as well as the damn Rabies tag number. He said you already gave me a number and it didn't show up. I told him that he had asked for the Rabies tag number not her county animal license number. DumbAss! So I gave him that and he was being mouthy and saying "I'm not seeing it, I'm not seeing it." Then he was quiet for a minute and said, "Oh, there it is." DUMBASS!! I wanted to strangle this dipshit through the phone! At this point I was not in a happy mood. He then goes on to tell me that the animal is now under house quarantine. I asked how that differed from her everyday life since she never goes outside anyway. (I was not being friendly by now if you haven't already guessed.) I finally got off the phone with him.
Fast forward to Tuesday morning. Went and played Ultimate Frisbee for PT. After I got to work my hand was hurting and one of the punctures was read and swollen and still kind of oozing. So what did I do? Squeezed it of course! Got a bunch of pus out of it. I figured that I should probably go back to the clinic and see if they would give me some antibiotics or something. Finally got through the system again and they gave me a Tetanus shot even though mine was still good, and also gave me two different antibiotics. If it is still swollen and red after the 5 day treatment of antibiotics I need to go back in to the clinic. Course 5 days is Sunday. On Memorial Day weekend. Yeah Right! Like I will be able to get into the clinic then! The doors will be closed and locked with a sign that says come back Tuesday.
Ok this is a long post, especially for HNT, so here is a picture of my hand with 4 new holes in it.
Little Miss Innocent
What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!
Monday I was playing with Kitty. She was hiding under the newspaper and I was "getting" her and letting her wrestle with me. She got a little overzealous and bit me. HARD! So I have 4 little puncture marks in the heel of my right hand. I was a little shocked to say the least. It was bad enough that I decided to go to the clinic before I went back to work since this happened at lunch. So I went in and since it was an animal bite they had to fill out paperwork about the animal. Then they cleaned the punctures and betadined them and sent me on my way with the stipulation that if there was any swelling or pain or redness I should come back in.
So I get to work and there is a voicemail for me. From the base veterinarian. Informing me that I needed to call them ASAP. Lovely. So I called them up and the first thing she asked was, "What is the status of the animal?" WTF? Nice to see some care about me!! Anyway I told them that she was probably fat and sleeping on the couch where she isn't supposed to be. The vet then told me that some people will kill the animal after it bites. I told her that no I didn't kill my fat cat since it was an accident while playing. So the vet was happy to know that the animal was not in danger. I went home after work and found not one, not two, but THREE messages on the answering machine from the freaking County Animal Control Services! So I called and got ahold of Bubba Redneck. This dude was a piece of trash! He asks me information about Kitty, when her last Rabies shot was, so I told him sometime last October I think. I then asked him if he could look it up from the tag number. He said he could and to give him the Rabies tag number. Which I did. He then told me that wasn't a valid tag number and started on a spiel about how it was illegal to have an animal without a valid tag in this county and to "keep me out of jail" I should give him my credit card number!! I DON"T FUCKING THINK SO!! And I told him that! I also said I had no idea who he was. He countered with, you called us, we are the County Animal Control services! And I told him that I called the number some redneck left on my answering machine claiming to be the animal control people. He then started on his county animal license spiel again and I told him that she had a legal tag number and if wanted to look that number up I would give him that one as well as the damn Rabies tag number. He said you already gave me a number and it didn't show up. I told him that he had asked for the Rabies tag number not her county animal license number. DumbAss! So I gave him that and he was being mouthy and saying "I'm not seeing it, I'm not seeing it." Then he was quiet for a minute and said, "Oh, there it is." DUMBASS!! I wanted to strangle this dipshit through the phone! At this point I was not in a happy mood. He then goes on to tell me that the animal is now under house quarantine. I asked how that differed from her everyday life since she never goes outside anyway. (I was not being friendly by now if you haven't already guessed.) I finally got off the phone with him.
Fast forward to Tuesday morning. Went and played Ultimate Frisbee for PT. After I got to work my hand was hurting and one of the punctures was read and swollen and still kind of oozing. So what did I do? Squeezed it of course! Got a bunch of pus out of it. I figured that I should probably go back to the clinic and see if they would give me some antibiotics or something. Finally got through the system again and they gave me a Tetanus shot even though mine was still good, and also gave me two different antibiotics. If it is still swollen and red after the 5 day treatment of antibiotics I need to go back in to the clinic. Course 5 days is Sunday. On Memorial Day weekend. Yeah Right! Like I will be able to get into the clinic then! The doors will be closed and locked with a sign that says come back Tuesday.
Ok this is a long post, especially for HNT, so here is a picture of my hand with 4 new holes in it.
Little Miss Innocent
What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Still Alive
I'm still alive. I have been working the early shift and can't blog from that location, so it has severely cut into my blogging. I should be back to more regular postings next week. This Thursday I got pictures to show. Nothing extraordinary, something you've seen before mostly. Just got some holes in it. :)
Why is it that my ex-wife seems to think that when I tell her the time that I have to leave to go to work is the time that she should show up 5 minutes after? This morning I told her I had to leave at 5 til 7 to get to PT on time and asked that she be here before then. Needless to say she wasn't here then and I had to leave in order to make it on time. I absolutely hate leaving my daughter at home alone. I even called my ex-wife 10 minutes before I had to leave to find out if she was on her way. She said she was. She only lives 2 miles down the road from me with hardly any traffic at all that early in the morning. WTF?!?! So what goes on in a woman's head?
Make a nice day!
Why is it that my ex-wife seems to think that when I tell her the time that I have to leave to go to work is the time that she should show up 5 minutes after? This morning I told her I had to leave at 5 til 7 to get to PT on time and asked that she be here before then. Needless to say she wasn't here then and I had to leave in order to make it on time. I absolutely hate leaving my daughter at home alone. I even called my ex-wife 10 minutes before I had to leave to find out if she was on her way. She said she was. She only lives 2 miles down the road from me with hardly any traffic at all that early in the morning. WTF?!?! So what goes on in a woman's head?
Make a nice day!
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Anniversary HNT
Today is the anniversary of HNT, so per Os's request I am reposting my very first HNT.
I had a difficult time deciding what I wanted to post for a new HNT today. I finally decided on posting a picture of me in my Mess Dress. Mess Dress is the military version of a tuxedo. I figure that a tuxedo is enough dress up for this party. I chose not to edit out my face so you have plenty of target area for your darts.
*EDIT* I removed this picture because I wasn't comfortable showing my face and my nekkid ass later on. I wouldn't want anyone to confuse them...
Happy HNT Anniversary!
I had a difficult time deciding what I wanted to post for a new HNT today. I finally decided on posting a picture of me in my Mess Dress. Mess Dress is the military version of a tuxedo. I figure that a tuxedo is enough dress up for this party. I chose not to edit out my face so you have plenty of target area for your darts.
*EDIT* I removed this picture because I wasn't comfortable showing my face and my nekkid ass later on. I wouldn't want anyone to confuse them...
Happy HNT Anniversary!
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Habit or subconscious
Here is a question for all of you psychiatrists. I still call me ex-wife Dear. Why? I realized that I do still call her that yesterday when I had a friend over visiting, and she called to find out something about our daughter. When I was finally getting off the phone I realized that I was saying "Goodbye Dear" without even thinking about it. So is it my subconscious or just habit? I would really like to know.
Make a nice day, and CALL YOUR MOTHER's!! It is their day today, after all!
Make a nice day, and CALL YOUR MOTHER's!! It is their day today, after all!
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
HNT
I got a request for this from some "admirers." I don't know how much they admire, but I'll bet they complain and say they wanted the front view! So here is my totally nekkid butt, hair and all! Happy HNT!
What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!
What is HNT? Go see Osbasso and find out! Click on the lingerie lady on my sidebar to read the rules. Make a nice day and have fun HNT'ing!
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Post?
Post? what post? oh yeah. I forgot. Time sure flies when you are busy! Not really much to post other than I had a busy weekend. Talked to people, didn't win the "redneck retirement plan", talked to more people, took care of my daughter. Had her party here at the house, ate dirt cake (she requested it!) and had fun while the girls ran around and played. My daughter got some good presents that made her happy, so that is good. She didn't get anything extravagant though. Like I said before, I didn't win...
Make a nice day!
Make a nice day!
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