PT

This morning was fun. I went over to the "alternate" PT program today and we played Ultimate Frisbee. Got a lot of running in. Mostly sprinting to catch up with the frisbee or the other team. I didn't knock anyone down. My team lost though. Bummer. I guess we'll have to do better next time.

I laid on my couch watching tv last night getting used to it. I need to rearrange I think. I am too lazy though. :) Anyone wanna come do it for me?

Ahh well, back to work.

Make a nice day!

Another Quiz!

I found this one on Velma's blog. This is what I got when I took the quiz.

Couch II

I went couch shopping yesterday. Not alot of fun. I already knew which one I wanted so I drove to the store. When I walked in, two salesmen who were bullshitting looked at me and went back to bullshitting. Didn't welcome me or anything. Ok, maybe they were hot and heavy solving global warming or something. I wander around for 15 minutes to find the one that I wanted. I sat on it, laid down on it. Decided yep it was comfortable enough. Sat there for a few minutes, waiting for any salesman to ask if they could help me. Finally got up and wandered around some more, there were 5 salespeople sitting at a dinette set bullshitting, not one even looked at me. WTF? I wasn't dressed like a bum or anything. I looked presentable. I went and sat back down on the couch and waited. I tried out the loveseat too. 30 minutes I sat and waited for any salesperson to approach me, not a single one did. I figure that they must be doing ok on commissions so I got up and walked out. I almost asked to see the manager, but I was so mad I figured it probably wouldn't be a good idea. So I left and drove down to the LazyBoy store. The minute I walked in there, a lady asked if she could help me. I had been there previously and asked if the lady who had helped me before was there. She wasn't so I told this woman, who turned out to be the manager, about my treatment at Rooms To Go, and took her to the couch I wanted there. She was very surprised and asked if I wanted a loveseat to match. I told her no, just the couch, when can you deliver it. Paid my money and left. They are delivering this morning. That's why I am sitting at home typing this. I spent more than I wanted to, but I got a very comfortable couch. I went online to check Rooms To Go's website for a complaints box, but guess what? They don't want to know which store is screwing up and don't have a complaints box. Too bad.

So other than that I had a very enjoyable weekend. How was yours?

Make a nice day!

Couch

OK I need to get a couch. I have come to this realization, because my oldest is coming to visit next weekend and is bringing her boyfriend. Now I know I can't just take him out and shoot him and think no one will miss him, so I need to have somewhere for people to crash when all the beds are full. (Besides the floor) Or they are a really hot chick, in which case they can go straight to my room! There is a list over on the right. Want to be on the list? Let me know. I'm easy, not cheap mind you , but really easy!

So anyway, back to before I wandered off. I need to get a couch. I have looked at the Laz-y-boy store, Kanes, a couple of small stores, Ethan Allen, and a couple others I can't remember. The only one I have found that is comfortable to me is at the cheap place Rooms To Go. Now should I get the one from the cheap place and hope it lasts, just because it is comfortable? Or do I get one that is more expensive and uncomfortable, but will last much longer? Oh the dilemna I am in!

Make a nice day!

Quiz Time!!

Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 77% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 28% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 90% on tit-size You scored higher than 61% on ass-size You scored higher than 2% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I like this quiz!

HNT

I'm a little late posting this morning but I had to be at work at 0600 and I forgot to post this last night before I went to bed. I took this picture the other morning when I was rudely awakened by Kitty wanting to be fed. This was after her "cold shoulder" treatment.




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Nail polish

My daughter decided to paint her nails a little while ago. I didn't realize she was doing it at the table behind me. Until I started getting lightheaded and not feeling too bad. Oh wait, I need to open a window. Maybe in a little while...

Damn thats some strong nail polish!

Some peoples kids

Some people should learn to kill their young when they are born!! But no, they let the little bastards grow up and make life hell for the rest of us. I had a very "grumpy" morning today, because of a couple of dimwits who can't get their own folks to do their job so they keep trying to get me to do it for them. I sent the work back to their folks and told them how to do their job and they happily started doing it. Then the fucktards figured out that I was making them look like the idiots they are and threw a royal hissy fit. (If you don't know what a hissy fit is, go find a redneck and ask them to explain.) So we were at odds this morning to say the least. I didn't tell them to fuck off. My boss doesn't like it when I do that. It tends to be a headache for him to fix. I was very close though this morning.

I hope you all can Make a nice day.

Wake up

I got a wake up call this morning from Kitty. Seems as though she was tired of waiting for breakfast. I wasn't quite fast enough with the camera to take a picture of her meowing in my face, but I got a picture of her "cold shoulder" treatment.



Make a nice day!

P.S. The surf is up!

hmmm

Well this weekend was sort of interesting. Friday night at 10:15 I got a call from my soon to be ex-wife. I had been drinking and had a really nice buzz. She got an email from her mom who said something to the effect that since she no longer talks to any of her family anymore this new guy she is seeing must be pretty damn special, so thats why she called me. She almost but not quite accused me of telling her mom all her activities, which I didn't. I was a little upset about her saying this so I sort of let my mouth run too much. I have heard the saying, "A drunk man's words, are a sober man's thoughts." Very true. We "talked for about 15 minutes and I finally hung up on her. Then I sent her a text message saying that she ruined a perfectly good buzz. She didn't answer. HAHA!! I wonder why.

So the next day she brought our daughter over and dropped her off. Didn't say hi to me or anything just brought her in, picked up the knife block and her mail and left. Talk about being grumpy.

This morning I texted her and asked if she wanted to eat lunch with us and she declined saying she had eaten a late breakfast. I informed her that we would probably eat around 1 so she could eat with us anyway. She refused again. Then I asked when she was picking our daughter up and she answered 2:30. Which she is supposed to pick her up around 1. So I sent her back that no 2:30 wasn't good for her to pick her up and I would bring her over there at 1. She finally called me after I got home from church and said that she wasn't home so 2:30 was the best she could do. I told her she needed to get her ass home because I already had plans since she had turned down my offer of lunch.

She wasn't happy. Too damn bad. I compromised for 1:30 and had our daughter there waiting when she finally showed up 5 minutes late. Figures. I kissed her goodbye and left without talking to my wife.

So later I called to see if I could get our daughter again tonight since she is out of school and I am off work tomorrow. I asked if she wanted to eat dinner with me and in exchange I would take our daughter for the night. Yeah I'm an idiot. It worked out ok though.

During dinner our daughter was playing with an ice cream spoon and said she wanted 9 inches. My wife said she did too. I held it until our daughter went back for more ice cream and was out of earshot before I answered "Come over later and I'll give it to you 3 times!" So we were both laughing like idiots in a busy restaurant. SHe was telling me, that I should have said 1 and a half. Gee thanks. I thought 3 times was funny, but 1 and a half just sort of hurts my feelings!

So when I dropped her off I got a hug for my efforts. Better than a cold shoulder.

Make a nice day!

Friday

Today is a day off for me. They felt sorry for us military folks and gave us a 4 day weekend. Monday being Presidents day and all. Damn nice of em. So anyway I was checking Ebay for a new digital camera since the soon to be ex wife doesn't seem inclined to return the old digital camera. Doesn't break my heart any since it is more than 5 years old and 1.2 Megapixels. I have been looking at a "Konica Minolta DiMAGE Z3 4.0 Megapixel" anyone have any information about this camera? Good, bad, recommend something better? I don't need the top of the line super camera, just something to take decent pictures with.

I am going to go to JC Penney's white sale and see about getting some whites. Need a few more towels and such. Plus it will get me out of the house and in contact with people. yay.

Make a nice day.

HNT

It is once again time to show some skin! I didn't geta very good picture and don't have time to edit it, so you get to see it all. I was trying to get a good picture of my sword. I should have zoomed!




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V- Day

Well last year at this time I blogged about giving my wife roses and candy and then getting a cold shoulder. I didn't buy her roses this year, I got her a card and a box of girl scout cookies. They didn't have any suitable cards for her, so I got a nice one instead. She left me voicemail, I left her voicemail. We just played tag all day. She could of called me at work, but I presume she didn't want to talk to me. Oh well. I do need to get her recipe for Chicken stew. That was good last night.

This early shift schedule sucks in the morning, but it is nice to leave at 3 in the afternoon.

For all of you who I haven't been able to visit, I hope you have a Happy Valentine's Day. May you all get lucky!

Make a nice day.

Whoa

Something strange just happened. I picked my daughter up from the youth center this evening because my wife asked if I could watch her while she worked on dinner. Fine with me. Then she asked if I wanted to eat dinner with them. Hmmm. That worked for me. I took my daughter over there and ate dinner with them. Then afterwards we were sitting on the couch watching TV and talking when my phone rang. My friend called to see if I was still "on my date" :) I told her yes and had a very short conversation, then hung up. Then my wife got "the look" in her eye and I know she was dying to ask who that was, but she managed to hold off. Hmmm. Her body language said that she wanted to know very badly. Hahaha!!! Maybe I'll have to arrange for my friend to call me at more opportune times!

OK, I hope everyone is voting for Summer. I vote as often as the site allows me to. I hope she wins, cause she is a Babe. Whether it is month, year, or century.

Make a nice day!

Wine (whine?) Party

Well I had enough offers to help me drink my wine yesterday, I figured I would have a party. I got a few bottles in the rack so just tell me when you are coming over and I'll put some clean underwear on!

For those that prefer red wine, I got some for you also.



Make nice day!

HNT

I'm posting a tad bit early. Get over it!! :)

I figured I better start drinking some of the good stuff, so I managed to catch a picture of me pulling out the "good stuff" from the rack.



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Volunteers

Seeking female volunteers for snuggle calls. Almost the same as booty calls, but just for snuggling. There are a few who I would consider for more than snuggling, but they are few.

Blondie. Yeah I'd do more than snuggle with her. She is a very sweet person and is always willing to talk to me. I got a few fantasies for her. I just have to talk her into forgetting about her new job and driving over a thousand miles for a "snuggle call". Think she'll do it?

Tacogirl. Redhead. Hot. Wears thongs. Married. Dammit! Too far North though.

Madame X. She may be a year or two older than me, but I could learn things from her, maybe teach her a few things. :) I'd be willing to anyway! Too bad she lives so far North of the Mason-Dixon. They got that whole "snow" and "freezing" thing that sucks ass. Maybe if she does a theater show on the road at DisneyWorld...

Summer. Hehehe. Most of you who read my blog know I have a serious fetish for redheads. One that admits to wanting to be a "fluffer" I would definitely do more than snuggle with. But once again, she is too far North. Although I do have relatives in that area. I hope she isn't a distant cousin or something! I know they say that incest is best, but umm no thanks. Come to think of it, the relatives are from my step-dad's side, so maybe it would be ok... :)

Jessica. She is hot. She is married. Damn. She lives too far North also. What the hell is it about women that are in the North?

I know there are some hotties here in Florida, but some of them are so damn dumb! I mean seriously, if they can't even spell correctly or write in somewhat understandable English, why would I want to go out with them? I know that I'm not perfect at writing, or even speaking. I sound like a redneck most of the time (with good reason) but at least I try to make sure everything is correct.

I better post this before I ramble too much more. Make a nice day.

PT

Damn PT sucked this morning. We did the "ab workout" today. I won't be able to sit up tomorrow. Basically we worked abs for a good solid 45 minutes. I'm hungry now also. It's only 1000 and my stomach is growling.

So I entered Madame X's best pick up line contest. I contemplated submitting a very cheesy one, but went with a polite one instead. Hehe. It won't win, but this is about having fun.

As far as my question from last week about the strangest place you've ever had sex, I have to admit that so far Summer is in the lead. You'll have to read her comment. But talk about going to hell... :)

Now where can I find a hot redhead like Summer for myself? Can you order them in the mail or just over the internet?

And Blondie got a job finally! yay! Get to work!

All right, I have to find a snack fund, I'm starving. Make a nice day!

Dumbasses!

I hate the property management company that is running the place that I live in. Brand new houses. I just moved in less than two weeks ago, the power got shut off this morning because those dumbasses haven't paid the fucking power bill in two months!!! WTF?!?! I was a little upset to say the least. I took the pink slip over to the office and saw the one lady that I don't like at all and was preparing to "voice my concerns" to her in an unpleasant manner. She immediately saw the pink slip clutched in my hand and immediately pointed down the hall and said "See Mr. _____" Dammit!! I can't "voice my concerns" to him because he is a nice guy that I happen to like. He is always helpful and understanding concerning problems.

So anyway I talked to him and he said that there was an issue and that the bills had indeed been paid, but the power company screwed up and applied it to the wrong accounts, and the power would be back on really soon. Ugh. Sometimes I just want to tear someone a new asshole to make myself feel better, but then realize that it won't help the situation get better.

oh well. Things will improve. Make a nice day.

Fun Question

OK folks, I had an idea when I was reading Madame X's blog this morning. I would ask a question and see who had the best answer.

Where is the strangest location you have ever had sex. The front seat of your mom's car, the treehouse that you used to play in, etc. Give enough information about why that location was chosen and whether you had fun or not.

I have to admit that the strangest place I ever had sex was actually in the middle of the road. Yes that is correct. My girlfriend at the time gave me directions and we wound up in a very secluded area that was a new subdivision. She then pulled out a blanket (country girls are usually prepared like that) and pulled me out to in front of the car in the middle of the road. She had me leave the headlights on so we could see. Hehe, it was a lot of fun. I kept wondering what if, but that only contributed to the fun of it all.

So tell me your story. (I need fantasy material for the weekend!) :) Who has the strangest location.
Make a nice day.

HNT

Well I have been lax in posting an HNT, but I took one this morning when I got out of the shower so here it is.




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