Monday, October 31, 2005

Camel Toads



I came across this story last night and figured a few people would get a laugh about it so I am going to post it. If my aunt was this nosy I wouldn't be staying with her! :)

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Phone calls

I debated on whether I wanted to post this tonight or wait for tomorrow. I think you can figure out that I decided to post tonight. So, Saturday morning I got up and decided to go for my bike ride. It takes me roughly 2 hours to ride 20 miles. Yeah I know I'm slow. I got reasons!! I stop at all the beach access areas and check them out! :) Yeah I'm a dog, so what?! All I do is look anyways. When I got back my nephew was home, looking kinda rough. Alright!! At least someone had a great night! So we sat and chatted while I cooled down and let the sweat stop dripping. He told me that my wife had left a message on the machine for me. I went and checked it, she wanted to know when I wanted her to bring my daughter over. This is before noon btw. I am supposed to get my daughter on Tues, Thurs, and Sat nights. Since I was still sweaty and smelly I decided to clean up before I called her back since I didn't want to have her drop off my daughter while I was in the shower. While I am in the shower the phone rings. I figured it was her. I can just hear my nephew talking on the phone so I knew he was still on it. My cell phone rings while I am still in the shower. It was the ringtone for my wife. Damn she must really want to get ahold of me! Since I was in the shower I didn't answer it. I finally got out and got dressed and decided to go grocery shopping before I picked up my daughter. On my way to the store my cell phone rings again. Now I'm getting pissed off. She must have something she wants to do and needs to get rid of our daughter so she can go do it. So I was a prick and didn't answer it. Sue me! When I got to the store I left my phone in the car and shopped in peace. Well as peacefully as you can get in a crowded store! When I finished shopping and got home, I put everything away and then called my wife. She answered and I asked her what she needed. She started in on me and raising her voice telling me she had things to do, etc... I cut her off and told her that since she left me I don't have to put up with her shit anymore. That shut her up for a minute, then she started telling me that I was the one who was always rainsing my voice at her and how I am the one who caused all the probl... CLICK!!! I hung up on her. I waited a half an hour then called her back. I asked her when she was bringing our daughter over, to which she was very nice when she told me that she would bring her over in a few minutes. Maybe I should have hung up on her more a long time ago!! So today when I brought my daughter back over, she asked me to come in for a few minutes. Then she asked me to go sit out back with her for awhile. We talked outside for about 2 hours before I got up and told her that I needed to go. She was pleasant and happy the whole time. Like I said a few lines up, maybe I should have hung up on her a long time ago. Seems strange that the worse I treat her the better she likes me, and the nicer I treat her the meaner she is to me. WTF is that all about? Any women want to sell me a clue? I can't treat her like shit all the time, it's just not me. Is she going through a midlife crisis? I wish I was psychic. It would make relationships with women a whole lot easier. Then again, I don't think I want to know what goes on in a woman's head!! Well I just finished off the half gallon of Blue Bell Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream, so I better post this before I can't waddle my ass to my chair to channel surf.

And thank you all for the nice comments. I love opening my page and finding that someone actually managed to read through the drivel that I posted!

Tell your pookie that you love them and Make a nice day!

Friday, October 28, 2005

mood

I was just sitting here working on some of the paperwork for the divorce and got depressed. I don't even know why I decided to write anything here on my blog. I guess maybe because it has helped cheer me up in the past. Is it always this hard on people? Or am I just too weak to deal with this? I wish I could just go home for a month or two. Something else I just thought of, I need to change my life insurance beneficiary. I guess I should make it my daughter, but since she is underage would that be legal?

Already?

Wow this week flew by! I guess two days off because of Wilma had something to do with it seeming to go quick. Not much else to write about. I didn't get any work done yesterday because of HNT. I spent all day doing that. Do I feel guilty? Umm, No?! :) Some of the pictures I had to close quickly. Since here at work that isn't something I should be looking at. I just had to write down which blog it was and visit it from home. If you didn't look at Tacogirl's offering you should. Very nice! Just gotta see if she will post those "artistic nudes" for us to ponder over... :) I guess I need to do some work today. At least a couple things before I sneak out early. Make a nice day!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

HNT!


Happy HNT. I was trying to figure out what I would post today and it came to me last night. You see last night I helped my nephew replace his rotors and pads on his car. When we were done I washed up and realized that my hand felt naked without my wedding ring on. So I took a picture since it felt like it would fit right in for today. Some of you visiting today probably haven't read the rest of my blog, but there is a reason for my madness. Tell someone you love them and make a nice day!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Hump Day

Well the excitement is over for the most part. It is still cold here. I say cold but it is actually in the mid 60's. Yeah I know, whine, whine, whine. Shut up! I been in the south so long my blood is thin! :) I did happen to notice yesterday while I was out, that women have put on tight jeans since the weather got cool. I forgot that women look good in tight jeans! Course I will vote for short-shorts over jeans any day of the week, but tight jeans are better than baggy ones. I better do some work. Make a nice day!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Thief!!

I'm stealing this from Jessica. Smurf Name Generator. My Smurf name is As-Seen-on-TV Smurf. What is yours?

Wilma III

The day after. I took a couple pictures this morning so you could see what it looks like afterwards. No damage at my house except for some branches and stuff. It got really cold too. I mean I had to actually put on a jacket today! This sucks!!











Monday, October 24, 2005

Haloscan

I went ahead and added Haloscan for the comments. I decided that I would go with "PINK" comments too. Because most guys like the pink. :) I know I do!

Wilma II

I figured I would post some pictures looking out the back door and a couple from the front. They aren't real good because the camera keeps focusing on the screens, but a couple I stepped outside and took. Enjoy!












Wilma

Well folks it seems that I get a day off work today because of Wilma. It is raining pretty good here and the wind is kicking stuff around. I guess that means its time to go to the beach right? :) I'll write more later. Hopefully we won't lose power. Make a nice day!


WILMA

Sunday, October 23, 2005

MP3's

Does anyone know if it is possible to post an MP3 file on my blog? I know that if I had it hosted somewhere else I could link to it, but I want to post it in my blog. Any hints would be appreciated!

Friday, October 21, 2005

Wow Lots of comments!

There sure were a lot of comments yesterday! I want to thank everyone who left comments or just came and checked it out. By my count there are 11 comments for just getting rid of the name, and 8 for a full coverup. I guess I need to find a tattoo artist around here that is good. I always enjoy going to tattoo parlors. There are usually women there who have tattoos and piercings. When you get really lucky they are actually in the chair. So does anyone know of a good tattoo artist that is in my area? The guy who did my arms moved to Minnesota and started his own shop there. The guy who did my back is dead. (His girlfriend shot him with a .22 rifle 17 times. I think she was slightly pissed off about something.) And the guy who did the one that I need to have changed is in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. I'm not driving that far just for a tattoo. I would fly to Minnesota to have the guy who did my arms cover it up though. He has been in several of the magazines since he did my arms. According to his shops website, you have to make an appointment a couple of weeks or more in advance. Oh well. Too cold that far north right now. My idea of winter is low 60's and rough surf at the beach! :)

So the last 18 hours or so have been interesting. My wife had to go in to the dermatologist yesterday afternoon to have some more stuff around where she had a mole removed cut out. The mole came back with some inconsistencies so they wanted to make sure it was all gone. So I picked my daughter up from school and one of my wifes friends started a conversation and told me she was sorry about our situation, and that if I wanted to talk to give her a call. She told me that she had gone through the same thing herself. I don't know what my wife told her, but it is interesting that her friend sided with me. Course that was to my face, maybe she said the same thing to her. Then later on that night, my mother-in-law called and talked to me for 45 minutes. Told me that I was welcome to bring my daughter and come up there for Christmas, and that my wife wasn't invited. WTF?! How can she be that mad at her daughter? I told her that she needed to give my wife a lot of love and support, whether she thought she deserved it or not. We then got into a conversation about my nephew. I accidentally let slip that he has gathereed a small harem here. She laughed and told me to tell him to bring some a little bit older home for me. ??? This is coming from my mother-in-law! Umm yeah ok. Anyway, this morning my wife comes over to pick up our daughter for school, ends up spilling coffee in my bathroom and starts crying. All I could do was hold her and tell her it was ok. When the immediate crying finished, she asked me to put a waterproof bandage on the spot that they cut on yesterday. Holyshit!! Turns out they had to cut so much out that they put in 10 stitches. So I think she is scared about that. Maybe her family is giving her such a hard time that it is tearing her up. Either way I don't know. I told her that if she wanted to talk she knows where I am. As much as it hurts that she left me, it hurts me even more to see her in pain or crying. I guess I still love her. I guess I will see where the future takes me. Make a nice day!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

HNT

Happy HNT!




So here is my HNT posting for this week. This was something I swore to myself that I would never do, get a tattoo with a name in it. Well 3 years ago I went and did it. I got my wifes name tattooed on me. Now since she has left me, I need to figure out what I should do. Do I just get the name covered, do I get the whole thing covered up, or do I get something like a broken heart tattooed over it with her name still showing? I'm up for ideas, so if anyone has any, drop me a comment! Bet you didn't know this was going to be interactive today did you?!

confused again

Well here I am, confused again. I'll explain. Yesterday my wife called and was real nice on the phone, then she asked if I could watch our daughter for a few hours in the evening because she had a study group for one of her classes. Thats cool. I get to see my daughter for a few hours. So she says she will bring her over about 6 or 6:30. Ok by me. about 5 she shows up to drop her off. Not a problem. She even made chicken and dumplings and brought them over for me to eat. Wow. Dinner and time with my daughter! On her way out she mentioned that our daughter still had to do her homework so I got her book out and looked at what she had to do. She failed a math test so she had extra work to do so that she could retake the test. She wasn't happy about having to do it. She was still working on it when her mom came to pick her up about 7:30. When I opened the door for my wife I could see that she had red eyes like she had been crying. OK. It hurts to see it, but as far as I know it isn't my business, so I didn't say anything about it. She wanted to talk to me in private so we went back to the bedroom and she started showing me what paperwork I had to fill out for the divorce. Yay. Then she started in on me about "taking back the jewelry" and how it wasn't very nice, etc. So I took the bait and started arguing with her. Then I figured out that what she wanted was to argue with me, so I just said "fine, it was." And dropped it. Took the wind out of her sails. So then she started on something else. I just walked out so that I wouldn't get into an argument with her. If she wants to argue with someone, she can call one of her "friends" and start something with them. So now I am wondering why she was crying and why did she try to start an argument with me?

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Anger?

Well this morning when my wife came over to get our daughter for school, she acted like she was mad at me. WTF?! I didn't do anything or say anything to her, she just seemed mad at me. How should I handle that? Any clues? Cause I'm just a dumb guy. What did I miss?

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Phone call

Well I had a phone call from my sister-in-law last night. I talked to her for half an hour. She said that my step daughter is pissed off at her mom, my mother-in-law isn't talking to my wife, and both sisters are trying to "talk some sense" into my wife. I told them that they need to give her some space and not pressure her. Just give her love and support. Is that the right thing to do? Is that going to make her continue on the road she has chosen? I don't know. But the line that keeps coming to mind is, "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you they are yours. If they don't, they never were." All I know for sure is that it is very lonely at home. Make a nice day.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Weekend

Well my weekend was ok. Nothing great. I had my daughter all weekend though so that was nice. I already posted about my computer dying. Didn't do a lot of anything really though. Just me and my daughter hanging out playing games. Of course the fun was the fact that the nephew brought some girl home with him Friday night. Woke my daughter up about 0400. SHe is only nine but she wasn't happy about it. She let him know it too. When the girl finally did the walk of shame around 1 in the afternoon, my daughter just gave her one of those dirty looks. I had actually taken my daughter and went to run some errands so that they could get out of the house without too much embarrassment. They didn't take the opportunity though. After the nephew took her home he and I were talking and it seems as though he is seeing 3 different girls. Uh oh. Bad idea. It's his balls though. I warned him to be careful. Yesterday, I made some beef stew in the crock pot for dinner. My daughter wanted my wife to come over and eat dinner with us, so she did. I didn't do too well. The recipe wasn't that good. But we ate it anyway. We talked and laughed and had a nice dinner. After dinner, she wanted to take a few things with her, and she started going through the jewelry. When she initially told me she was leaving, she told me she didn't want any of the jewelry I gave her. Fine I told her I would put it away for our daughter. The stuff that wan't in the jewelry box got put away. Last night she started giving me a hard time and generally being a bitch about me "taking back" all the jewelry I gave her. I told her she was the one who told me she didn't want it. She then stated that if she had known it was conditional she wouldn't have accepted any of it. I was pissed then and told her that if I had known she was going to leave me, then I wouldn't have given the jewelry or paid for her tits. Then we both got quiet. I know I had to say something to stick up for myself and stop her from berating me, but I still felt like shit for saying it. After a while we were in the kitchen and she was getting ready to leave, I gave her a hug and told her I was sorry things were working out the way they were. When we separated I saw a tear in her eyes before she put her sunglasses on. I wish I could shut off my emotions and not love her anymore. After they left I had another sit down and cry. I guess I better go for now. Make a nice day.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Crash

Well I had a lovely surprise when I got home Friday. My computer crashed. Hard. The hard drive went, Buh Bye! I had to go buy a new one. So Friday night was spent reinstalling everything. Saturday was spent finishing it up and then getting all the data that I could off the old hard drive. Thankfully I recovered almost everything. I know there is some stuff that I haven't found that is gone yet. I will come across it soon though. Fun. Back to work I go.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Friday

It's finally the day we all look forward to. My daughter will be with me all weekend. Atleast until Sunday afternoon anyway. I really don't have much to write about today. We had briefings all morning, and we are supposed to have more this afternoon. Lots of fun. So I will stop now. Make a nice day.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Test

Well here is a test that my nephew emailed me. I scored a 568. Anyone else come close? Come on post your scores!! :)

Phone call

I just got a phone call from my wife. She wants me to swap nights with my daughter this week because she is out of school on Friday. So instead of having her tonight, I will have her Friday night and Saturday night. Now don't get me wrong I love my daughter and want to spend as much time as I can with her, but I had planned to go for a bike ride Saturday morning. I'm sorry, but she just isn't up to riding 22 miles. I reminded my wife about my bike rides and she told me that she would be willing to come over and watch our daughter on Saturday morning. As long as it wasn't too early. Why do I get the feeling she had intended to come over anyway? I know she probably needs to do laundry, and there is probably something else she wants to take with her. Oh well, I will take what time I can get with my daughter when I can. She won't be a little girl much longer. Tell someone you love them!

Happy HNT!



Well here is my post for today. It is up to you to figure out if I am Half-Nekkid or all nekkid. No haters!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Something to do

I got bored tonight, so I was looking at some blogs. I decided to steal this from Osbasso.

Google Images
I stole this from Osbasso who stole it from Ago-go, who stole it from the lovely Kalani, who stole.....

Directions:
Go to Google and click on the images link. Type in the following and post the first (or your favorite) picture the search engine finds.
- The name of the town where you grew up
- The name of the town where you live now
- Your name
- Your Grandmother’s name (pick one)
- Your favorite food
- Your favorite drink
- Your favorite song
- Your favorite smell


- The name of the town where you grew up



- The name of the town where you live now



- Your name



- Your Grandmother’s name (pick one)



- Your favorite food




- Your favorite drink



- Your favorite song
ANYTHING GOES




- Your favorite smell

Or

OOOPPPSSSS!!!

Yeah I just had a brain fart and caused a big oops at work. I put in a request to shut down a rack of servers so we could move some power to another circuit. I got word back shortly before the requested time that it was approved. I forgot to tell my many managers what we were doing and by the time they figured out something was going wrong, I had the servers back up and running. So I got my ass chewed for actually doing my job. The captain was upset because I was going to get him fired. Yeah right. If anyone is getting fored over this it is me. Please let them fire me!! I'll go pick up trash or something for a few months before they put me back in charge. Give me a vacation! The captain wasn't happy when I informed him that I had found it easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission! But hey, I had a good time! :)) Ha Ha!!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Weekend

On Saturday I went to Sam's to get a new kitchen table. When I checked out I was told that my card was rejected. WTF?! So I had to go to the membership desk. It was rejected because the bill wasn't paid last month. Funny I don't remember charging anything on it. Turns out my wife chaarged some stuff on it but never paid it. Lovely. So I had to go to an ATM and come back with a payment so I could put more money on it. Just great. I finally got the table home and put it together. Without the leaf in it, it is rather small. With the leaf in it though, it seems rather large. Oh well I guess I'll just have to deal with it. Make a nice day.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

In-Laws

Well my wife finally told her family that she left me. Her mother and both sisters all called me to find out if I was doing ok. A couple minutes after I got off the phone with her mom, my wife called me and asked me why I told her mom that she was seeing someone else. Funny, I don't recall telling her mom that. Then she tells me that her mom asked her if she had met someone else. So I guess she assumes that her mother and sisters don't know her. I was going to write that I wish I had known her like that so I wouldn't have had to go through this pain, but, I don't believe that. I would gladly go through the pain again because it was worth it. Even if all I have left is my daughter and a lot of pain, it was worth it. I just wish the tears wouldn't come so easy. Men aren't supposed to cry.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Friday

Well it's Friday. Whee!! I sat at home all alone last night. The nephew was working, and my wife had my daughter. It felt so lonely. I wish I was the type of person who could just go out and meet people, but I'm 35. Where do people my age go and hang out? I know where the younger generation hangs out, but they are too young for me to hang out with. I ended up turning the stereo on so I would have some noise, and surfed the internet. One of these days I will go out somewhere. Make a nice day.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

HNT



What the hell, I guess I will join the HNT fun as well. Here are my hairy legs and feet!

My Safety Briefing

Well my safety briefing this morning got a lot of laughs and people clapped when I got done, so I guess I did a good enough job on it. I decided to post it here for everyone to read. It is rather long though, so get a cup of coffee or something to keep yourself awake.

HALLOWEEN SAFETY BRIEFING


Yesterday shortly before I was going to sneak out early, SMSgt McC came
strutting into my office to inform me that since my airman was sick and
couldn't be notified that he was giving the safety briefing today, that I
would have the honor of briefing everyone about safety. My first reaction
was "I don't think so!", but since I couldn't pawn it off on one of my other
folks if I wouldn't do it myself I kept my mouth shut. My second thought
was, "What the hell do I brief about?" I know, everyone's favorite topic,
SAFE SEX! Well maybe not everyone's but a large percentage of people talk
about it a lot. But then I figured I'd better not, because you should always
brief about something you know about. Besides, I'm not as fearless as TSgt
Fedorko is about making fun of people. So I kept pondering about what I
should brief about, lightning safety. No it's been done. Rip currents, no it
was done not too long ago also. Then I had a good idea, since it is October
I should brief about Halloween safety. So I figured I could find something
about it on the Internet pretty easy. The first site I went to was
www.halloweenmagazine.com/play.html
It had a list of basic rules for Halloween safety for your kids. And for TSgt F.

Always use common sense.

Young children should always go trick-or-treating with an adult.

Never trick-or-treat alone. Have at least 2 buddies go with you.

Plan your entire route and make sure your family knows what it is.

Make sure that you are wearing a flame retardant costume.

Wait until you get home and your parents check your candy before you eat it.

Be very cautious of strangers.

Accept treats only in the doorway. Never go inside a house.

Be sure and say thank you for your treats.

Don't play near lit jack-o-lanterns.

Visit only houses where the lights are on.

Walk, Do not run.

Walk on sidewalks and driveways.

Cross the street at the corner or in a crosswalk.

Take a cellular phone with you if possible.

Wear a watch.

Carry a flashlight.

This site even has a little safety quiz for your kids if you want to test
them. The second site I went to was www.lafd.org/hween.htm
This site had a lot of information as well,most of it is a duplicate of the first site, but expanded on some.

BEFORE HALLOWEEN:

* Plan costumes that are bright and reflective. Make sure that shoes fit
well and that costumes are short enough to prevent tripping, entanglement or
contact with flame.

* Consider adding reflective tape or striping to costumes and trick-or-treat
bags for greater visibility.

* Secure emergency identification (name, address, phone number) discreetly
within Halloween attire or on a bracelet.

* Because a mask can limit or block eyesight, consider non-toxic and
hypoallergenic makeup or a decorative hat as a safe alternative.

* When shopping for costumes, wigs and accessories, purchase only those with
a label indicating they are flame resistant.

* Think twice before using simulated knives, guns or swords. If such props
must be used, be certain they do not appear authentic and are soft and
flexible to prevent injury.

* Obtain flashlights with fresh batteries for all children and their escorts.

* Plan ahead to use only battery powered lanterns or chemical lightsticks in
place of candles in decorations and costumes.

* This is also a great time to buy fresh batteries for your home Smoke Alarms.

* Teach children their home phone number and to how call 9-1-1 if they have
an emergency or become lost. Remind them that 9-1-1 can be dialed free from
any phone.

* Review with your children the principle of "Stop-Drop-Roll", should their
clothes catch on fire.

* Openly discuss appropriate and inappropriate behavior at Halloween time.

* Consider purchasing individually packaged healthy food alternatives (or
safe non-food treats) for those who visit your home.

* Take extra effort to eliminate tripping hazards on your porch and walkway.
Check around your property for flower pots, low tree limbs, support wires or
garden hoses that may prove hazardous to young children rushing from house
to house.

* Learn or review CPR skills to aid someone who is choking or having a
heart attack.

* Consider safe party guidelines when hosting an Adult or Office Party.



FUN ALTERNATIVES:

* Find a special event or start one in your own neighborhood.

* Community Centers, Shopping Malls and Houses of Worship may have organized
festivities.

* Share the fun by arranging a visit to a Retirement Home or Senior
Center.

* Create an alliance with College Fraternities, Sororities or Service Clubs
for children's face painting or a carnival.



BEFORE NIGHTFALL ON HALLOWEEN:

* A good meal prior to parties and trick-or-treating will discourage
youngsters from filling up on Halloween treats.

* Consider fire safety when decorating. Do not overload electrical outlets
with holiday lighting or special effects, and do not block exit doors.

* While children can help with the fun of designing a Jack O' Lantern, leave
the carving to adults.

* Always keep Jack O' Lanterns and hot electric lamps far away from drapes,
decorations, flammable materials or areas where children and pets will be
standing or walking.

* Plan and review with your children the route and behavior which is
acceptable to you.

* Do not permit children to bicycle, roller-blade or skateboard.

* Agree on a specific time when revelers must return home.

* Along with flashlights for all, older children and escorts should wear a
wristwatch and carry coins for non-emergency phone calls.

* Confine, segregate or otherwise prepare household pets for an evening of
frightful sights and sounds. Be sure that all dogs and cats are wearing
collars and proper identification tags. Consult your veterinarian for
further advice.

* Remind all household drivers to remain cautious and drive slowly
throughout the community.

* Adult partygoers should establish and reward a designated driver.



WHEN TRICK-OR-TREATING:

* A Parent or responsible Adult should always accompany young children on
their neighborhood rounds.

* Remind Trick-or-Treaters:
o By using a flashlight, they can see and be seen by others.
o Stay in a group, walk slowly and communicate where you are going.
o Only trick-or-treat in known neighborhoods at homes that have a porch light on.
o Remain on well-lit streets and always use the sidewalk.
o If no sidewalk is available, walk at the farthest edge of the roadway facing traffic.
o Never cut across yards or use alleys.
o Never enter a stranger's home or car for a treat.
o Obey all traffic and pedestrian regulations.
o Always walk. Never run across a street.
o Only cross the street as a group in established crosswalks.
o Remove any mask or item that will limit eyesight before crossing a street, driveway or alley.
o Don't assume the right of way. Motorists may have trouble seeing Trick-or- Treaters. Just because one car stops, doesn't mean others will.
o Never consume unwrapped food items or open beverages that may beoffered.
o No treats are to be eaten until they are thoroughly checked by an Adult at home.
o Law Enforcement authorities should be notified immediately of any suspicious or unlawful activity.


AFTER TRICK-OR-TREATING:

* Wait until children are home to sort and check treats. Though tampering is
rare, a responsible Adult should closely examine all treats and throw away
any spoiled, unwrapped or suspicious items.

* Try to apportion treats for the days following Halloween.

* Although sharing is encouraged, make sure items that can cause choking (such as hard candies), are given only to those of an appropriate age.



The third site I went to is rats2u.com/halloween/halloween_safety.htm
This site had numerous links to other sites that had more information than I have time too
put you to sleep today. One thing to remember about Halloween safety is to use common sense.




I finished it a little better, but I don't remember exactly what I said. But I got through it!

Honey

Well yesterday I had three women call me honey. I think that it was just a natural reply for them though. The first one was on the phone when I called up Sam's Club to inquire about whether they had a table in stock. The lady on the other end told me to have a nice day honey. The second one was Jessica in a comment. (Thank You Jess!) :) And the last one was my wife last night. I was helping her move some more stuff over to her apartment and it was starting to rain so she said "hurry up honey." I guess all it really takes to make me feel better is a single word from three women. I have to go give this safety briefing so I will post more later. Make a nice day!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Safety

Sometimes SNCO's just piss me the fuck off!! The superintendent came in a few minutes ago and informed me that I would be giving a safety briefing at tomorrows commanders call. Gee Thanks! So now I am researching what I can on the subject I decided on. Halloween Safety! Alright I gotta get to work, public speaking isn't my thing, so I may need some liquid courage tomorrow morning!!

days

Ever have one of those days where you just want to talk to somebody? Not just someone that you work with or see in the hall, but someone who you can actually confide in? I've been sitting here and I can't think of anyone I could actually confide in. Besides the chaplains, they don't count. How sad is that?

Sleep

I noticed the other day that even though I now have the bed all to myself, I still sleep on "my" side. Why is that? How come I can't seem to spread out and get comfortable anywhere else on the bed? Any psychologists out there feel like explaining it to me?

Well I made an 82 on my Algebra quiz last night. I did most everything on it, but there were a couple that I didn't feel like wasting the time on so I just scribbled something down and turned it in. He graded while I waited then figured out my final grade. It is an 88. Then he wrote an A for my grade. Cool. So now I still have a 4.0 in college. WHoo Hoo!

Othere than that I don't have much to write about now. My daughter stayed with me last night, so her mom came over this morning to take her to school. She just walked in. Didn't bother to knock. If I went over to her place and just walked in, she would have a cow. I guess I need to mention to her that she doesn't live here anymore, so she should have the common courtesy to at least knock on the door. I better get to work. Or at least pretend I am doing something worthwhile. Make a nice day.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

In limbo

I guess I am just in limbo now. Thats what it feels like anyway. Last night before I fell asleep I thought of what I wanted to write about today, but this morning I can't remember what it was. Must not have been a good topic. Yesterday wasn't alot of fun. I came home from work, and did some cleaning, rearranged a few things, and surfed the internet. I had a frozen chicken pattie and some tater tots for dinner. Yum. Cooking for one feels so pathetic. Maybe this week I will make some meatloaf or something. Maybe some taco meat. I could have tacos one night and burritos the next. Maybe spread it out for a few days. I guess I need to get a crockpot also. That way I can set something up to cook all day when I am at work, and have a hot meal when I get home. Better than a sandwich I think. Tonight I have my Algebra class. It is the last quiz, and even if I fail it miserably I can pass the class without taking the final. So there is no motivation at all to do the homework or even study. I can't even remember what the sections are that will be on the quiz. How sad is that. My wife called about 8 pm last night to inform me that she would be taking the dining room table on Wednesday. Whatever. I told her that I would help her if she wanted me too, all she had to do was ask.

I'm thinking of copying Tacogirl and doing 100 random things about me. I just don't know if I can come up with that many. Like I said, I'm thinking about it. I guess I better get to work. Take care. Make a nice day.

Monday, October 03, 2005

It's real I think

Well last night was my first night alone. Friday and Saturday night I had my daughter. The nephew went to Jacksonville for the weekend, and as far as I know hasn't made it back yet. So I was truly alone last night. I went to Wally World after my wife took my daughter with her last night and got a bunch of the cheap furniture to replace what she took with her. Then I spent the rest of the night putting it all together. Dinner was two slices of pizza heated up in the microwave. (I get the microwave!) Side note: I actaully had a very pretty woman come up to me in Wal-Mart and talk to me. Granted it was just about a light bulb, but I think it might have been more if I hadn't been wearing my ring. I can't seem to take it off yet. Anyway, I weighed myself this morning. Seems like I lost 5 pounds somewhere in the past couple days. I need to anyway. Probably another 10 and I'll be rid of the belly blubber enough to actually show a six pack again. So my wifes mom called on Saturday night. My wife hasn't told her that she left me yet. So mom talks to me for probably half an hour then finally asks if her daughter is available. I informed her that she wasn't home. Mom asked if we had an argument, I just told her that she should talk to her daughter. She knows something isn't right, but not what exactly. I guess last night it set in that this is for real. I just don't know what to do with myself now. Make a nice day.