Monday, July 11, 2005

Horny

I hate to admit it, but I am getting to the point that if the wind blows right I have a sexual experience. That just doesn't take the edge off it though. I'm still ready for more right after. I think I have come to terms with the fact that my wife no longer wants to be married to me. I wish that she was amenable to booty calls though. Sleeping in the same bed, but not being able to touch her and hold her is killing me. Maybe I'll sign up for one of those online sex date sites and see what I can catch. Or should I wait to go trolling till she moves out? The hand lotion is starting to go fast.

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