Weekends are too short

I woke up this morning before the alarm went off and realized that I did not want to come in to work today. Or ever again really. I could stand to win the lottery and never have to work again. The weekend was fairly quiet. We had dinner together on Friday, I don't even remember what my wife made, but it was pretty good. Saturday morning she went to the gym. I was mowing the yard when she came home. She informed me that she had to go grocery shopping and that she most definitely was not taking our daughter with her. Ok. So I go back to mowing the yard and a few minutes later my daughter come out with the phone. Turns out there is a problem here at work and I need to come in now. I went in to tell my wife, she has the bathroom door locked. So I yelled at her to get her attention and let her know that I had to go in to work. Pissed her off. Too Fucking Bad!! So anyway I go in to work and have to spend a couple hours there. I am on my way home and see my wifes car in the parking lot of the grocery store. I debated going in to get my daughter, but I stunk from when I was mowing the grass and decided to go on home and finish. By the time my wife got home with the groceries I had finished the yard and taken a shower. So she must have just gotten to the store when I went by. Oh well. She informed me about a half hour later that she forgot something and had to go back. LIE!!! Why can't she just tell me the truth? I was in the bedroom doing my homework when she got back. She wanted to go get pizza for dinner, which was cool with me. We went to a large chain place, and went to sit down. Normally my wife sits on the side with my daughter and I sit by myself on the other side. Our daughter decided that she wanted to sit by herself, so my wife had to put up with sitting next to me during dinner. Which was ok, we had a decent enough time. When we got home I went back to working on my homework and she went to work on hers. I finished my homework and watched TV while laying in bed. We put our daughter to bed and then I went to bed myself. On Sunday my wife went to her volunteer work at the homeless shelter. I got up and surfed the internet for awhile, then got ready for church. After church we got home and ate lunch, my wife was doing more homework. I took my daughter and we went over to my supervisors house because his wife was having a problem getting pictures transferred off her new digital camera. My daughter played with their dogs. While I was there my wife called my cell phone and informed me of a birthday party at one of the local kids houses that my daughter had been invited to. It was near where I was, but since my daughter didn't have her swimsuit, I had to go all the way back home and then back across town. To sum it up she had a good time, some of the mom's were drunk, and since I was the only dad there, they felt comfortable talking about some things in front of me that made me uncomfortable. Yay, fun! Time to go to work I guess. Now that everybody knows what a boring weekend I had. Sorry you made it all the way through this to find that it was pointless!! :)